pooping.

"I just laid a brick house."

Taking a T.C.... it means Tom Cruise.

various , including;- -big job, a sit, drop my pants , going to the toilet, sit down job, bum job, using the bum, going for poo

Pinching a loaf.

Whatever I ate, didn't mix.

there are several over time laying a log seeing a man about a horse turtles popin his head out crowning the thrown squatting poopin kimo kaka pinchin a loaf $hitin a brick cheesing up the joint and "going to the bathroom"

Dropping the kids off at the pool.

Anal puking Analyzing a log dump Answering the call of the wild Auditing your ASSets Backing the trailer in Baking a hot icicle Baking a loaf Baking a potato Baking a russet Baking some brownies Baptising (insert ethnic derogatory here) eggs/larvae Barbarians at the gate Becoming one with the animal kingdom Being anal-nonretentive Big brown man knocking on the back door Birthing a turd Blowing mud Blowing a butt plug Blowing the butt trumpet Boarding the bus to Strong Anus City Bombing the bowl Bombing Hiroshima Bombing the Oval Office Bombing the Tidy Bowl Man Building a bench Building a dookie castle Building a Gomer Pyle (gawwwwleeee, Sarge!) Building a home for a dung beetle Bunghole train has left the station Burying an elf Carpet bombing Catching up on some reading Chalking the bowl Choking a brownie Choking a darkie Chopping a log Christening a boat Cleaning the tuba Coiling a steamer Committing yourself to the dumpatorium Communing with nature Conducting a movement Consulting your ASStrological chart § Contaminating the dog dish Cooking a brown carrot Cooking a brown kielbasa Cooking a butt burrito Cooking some chocolate Cooking some fudge Cooking some sausage Cooking up a pot of anal stew Coronating Gluteus Maximus III Crap Crimping off a length Creating an ex-wife/ex-husband Crunching one Curling some pipe Cutting some rope Dancing with Duece Bigalog Debulking Defecate Delivering a wild pitch**** Dirty birth Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap Disembowel Disemfibering Disposing of some hazardous waste Doing the loose poops dance Doing the Royal Squat Doing your paperwork Doo-doo Dookin it out Downloading some brownware Drawing mud Drilling for mud bunnies Dropping a bomb Dropping a brown trout Dropping a chocolate cobra Dropping a deuce Dropping a dookie Dropping a load Dropping a log Dropping a scone Dropping a spike Dropping a stool Dropping anchor Dropping loggy log Dropping the chalupa Dropping the kids off at the pool/lake Dropping trou Dropping wolf bait Dropping your ordinance Drowning the kittens Dump Dumping a load Dumping an organic depth charge Dumping a stump Emptying your anus Enjoying a meatball sandwich Evacuate Exploring the watery cave**** Exporting a cigar to Cuba Feeding the fish Feeding the pets Feeding the refugees Feeding your toilet Fighting the rat Filling the peanut butter jar Firing the cannon Flexing your cheeks Flagging down the anus vendor Floating a boat Floating a trout Floating one for the Gipper Flossing Flushing feces Forcing the duck to quack Foraging for dungleberries Full moon over troubled waters Getting down and dirty Getting into deep doo-doo Giving a dirty birth Giving a (insert ethnic derogatory here) a burial at sea Giving birth to a (insert ethnic derogatory here) Giving the hemmies (or the man in the canoe - for the ladies) some breathing room Giving the neighbors some food for thought Goin' fecen Going caca Going into labor Greeting Mr. Hankey (South Park kicks ass!) Grinding the beef Growing a tail Hanging a grogan Hatching a new boss Having a shit Heaving a Havana Helping the groundhog find his shadow Hitting a double Hitting pay dirt Honking out a dirt snake Hound doggin' Hurling a turd Igniting a rectal rocket Inspecting the facilities Introducing the toilet to the bald man with the cigar Jettisoning the alien* Killing the bathroom Killing the shitter Launching a butt shuttle Launching a corn canoe Launching a scud Launching a torpedo Laying a brick Laying a log Laying some brown carpet Laying some cable Laying some pipe Let my people go Letting off a corn rocket Letting the dog out**** Loading the crapper Log jam Logging out Losing some weight the quick way Making a Baby Ruth Making a core dump Making a delivery Making a deposit at the porcelain bank Making a doo-doo Making a grunt sculpture Making a log entry Making a Minnesota hand warmer Making modern art Making mud Making room for lunch Making some butt gravy Making some fertilizer Making some haggis Making some trouser chili Manufacturing a three-coil steamer Meditating Measuring the depths of the water below**** Microwaving a dachsund Mooning the Tidy Bowl Man Morning smile Negotiating the release of the chocolate hostages** Offloading some freight Packing your underwear Painting with the brown stuff Painting the bowl Parking your breakfast Parking some bark Passing a load of coal down the chute Passing the baton Paving the Hershey highway Paying the plumber Peeling the wallpaper Pinching a chimp Pinching a crusty roll Pinching a loaf Planting a steaming bouquet of brown roses Pinching the head off a (insert ethnic derogatory here) Pissing rusty water out of your ass Planting some corn Playing at the toilet bowl Playing a small percussion instrument Playing craps Playing with Winnie the Poo (sic) Plop Poking the turtle's head out Polluting the pond Pooping Popping some corn Praying to Buddha Punching a grumpy Punishing the porcelain Putting fruit in the bowl Quaking the porcelain**** Quickening the cleansing**** Recycling corn/fiber Releasing the demons Releasing the hounds Releasing your payload Removing a butt tampon Reversing a Ho-Ho Riding the ceramic carthorse Riding the hoop Ringing the church bells (Dung! Dung!) Rocking your rectum Ripping a duece Rolling a nut log Sandblasting the toilet Sawing off a log Scaring up a tater Seeking revenge for the Brown Bomber Sending a message to the White House Sending Fidel a love letter Shaking your booty Shit Shooting the Hershey squirts Singing with Michael Bolton Sinking the Bismark Sinking a link Sitting on the bowl Sitting on the can Sitting on the throne Slapping the pod Snapping a log Snapping a yambo Solid fart Sphincter snot Sphincter spew Sphincter spurt Spray and wipe Squat and clench Squeezing a coily Squeezing a loaf Squeezing off a few rounds Squeezing one out Squeezing out those last few calories Squeezing the butt mustard Squeezing the cheese Squirting dirt Staining the porcelain Stocking the pond with brown trout Stretching the sphincter muscle Studying at the library Tainting the cloth Taking a doogie Taking a dump Taking a Donald dump Taking a growler Taking a load off your mind Taking an SS Capolongo Taking a shit Taking a steamer Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl Taking the kids to the waterslide Testing the plumbing Torqueing a moon-fish Touching cloth Training a (insert ethnic derogatory here) to jump through the hoop Turning the wienermobile into a submarine Unleashing the holy leviathan Updating the Captain's log Vacating the premises Visiting the toilet for a poo-poo Voiding your bowels Watching a dolphin splash Weasel nosing Wrestling a brown corn-belly snake Xeroxing a copy of the bad stuff**** Yanking the worm out of the hole**** Yodeling in the canyon*** Zapping the porcelain

Having the "bubble guts"

I'm going to the office to take care of some paperwork.

Given my affinity for Fajitas, it's usually some reference to pebbledashing.

I've heard "dropping the kids off at the pool," which is one of my favorites, and also "The thick, hairless gorilla's arm that was this poop..." which is not a metaphor for the action but a great one nonetheless. (The second one is from http://www.poopreport.com/Consumer/Content/Nu-lax/nu-lax.html , which has some of the best writing I have ever seen in the area of diarrhea-literature.)

my favorite has to be when my brother runs to the bathroom exclaiming "i have to take a tres." i.e. much larger than a deuce.

I prefer "I need to use the restroom" What I am doing, or need to do, doesn't need to be made public knowledge.

"I gotta take a crap" simple and down to the point.

Doozie of a Twosie.

i prefer "taking a dump"

Ya mean dropping the kids off a the pool? POOP!

Saying goodbye to an old friend. Spending a penny. OK, about 3 quids worth.

People in polite society do not discuss their bowel movements.

drop the kids off at the pool *_*

I'll be back i am gunna turn on the dump truck. and when i come back i just got finished wiping it

droppin dueces, sounds like poker :)

Make a sacrifice to the porcilain god.

Taking the Browns to the Superbowl.

Pinching a loaf or Shizing.

taking susie to her violin lesson............. yea.