Whats the worst thought you ever had in church, temple, etc.?
by 
The King of Awesome
ANSWERS: 9
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That the service was actually believeable
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Ooh, that would make a really good AB question!
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"hmmm......this offering plate thing would be a great way to get rid of counterfeit money"
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I could use some communal wine with some communal...Oh you guys, I'm gonna get slammed for finishing my random thought. Suffice to say it was inappropriate and I have a giggle problem.
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"Man, she is just too fine to be a NUN!"
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I was 7 years old, I'd just been to confession and I asked God to let me die now while my soul was pure and before I could commit any real sin so that I would go to heaven and not hell. The nuns at my school made such a good job of making me feel wicked I wanted to die while I knew I was in a state of grace. How's that for indoctrination. True story folks.
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i thought of.....sex sex sex porn porn porn....just saying those words. LOL I was just thinking about random things before the mass started and I thought what shouldnt be said and i said SEX SEX and maybe I pictured it. Ok I know im gross. It was on accident.
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I just thought what it would be like to get drunk off the communion wine. That stuff IS pretty tasty.
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"This deity is a psychopathic masochist."
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