I just accidentally sat on your pet bird and it died. What are you going to do (but please don't hurt me it was just an accident)?
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Ask you to leave, for I do not wish to get angry at you.
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oh ningún cómo podría usted mi bebé pobre USTED IM QUE IBA A CONSEGUIRLE SI SU la espera PASADA de la COSA I... esto no es mi pozo del oh del pájaro
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Set the oven to 350 degrees and get ready for some good eatin!
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hahaha, this reminds me, i hope you dont mind if i rant. but a friend of mine was sleeping in her living room one time, and she had this crippled bird that could only walk on the ground a little. (it was just re-learning to move) and she woke up in the middle of the night cold, so she grabed a blanket and laid it on the ground and another over her. in the morning she looked for tipee (the bird) everywhere. she couldnt find it, and when she put away the blankets, she found it crushed (not gorey). she had laid the blanket over it, and slept on it all night!
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Start peeling the potatoes and making the stuffing before it goes 'off'.
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you couldnt get my finches i assure you that much. But if it happened youd be forking over 150 bucks to get me a new breed of finch or maybe a few cheap zebras.
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The first thing i would do is to ask if your butt was hurt by my birdie's peak when you were crushing it with your giant bottom. If you were OK, then i am afraid you have to buy me a new pet birdie :)
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how about you accidentally let one of my four beloved cats out and ran them over with your car... that is more plausible..... i would beat you up big time for your negligence
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I would ask how you got your ass 'accidentilly' in the bird cage? It happens to be over 5 feet off the ground and no real way to get up to it. As for you, I can live without one of my doves, they were my daughter's and she stopped caring for them years ago, now they are mine. I'd just like to see how you got in the cage at that height.
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I never liked that damn bird, Victoria, but it seems a fitting death. An accident, well, lets just tell everyone she flew out of her cage, and one of us, can conduct a quick funeral ceremony. Flush or bury? Yes, I'm just kidding.
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You gave it mouth to mouth, oh look, it came back to life. Want to buy it some bird feed?
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id make you go and buy another one before the kids got home from school
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My birds are my children, so I would probably kill you, eventhough it was only an accident!
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I would be very upset but maybe it would have been wiser for me to have her in the cage or on the perch when I had visitors. After hitting you over the head with the empty cage, I would ask you to help me bury my little friend.
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I would tell you to leave before I started crying and howling. I would be too angry to let you see my do this. I would leave a message on your answer machine telling you that I would call you when I was less upset. If you didn't leave I would get the jar of bird seed and thrust it down your throat.
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