What not to say to the help-desk technician?
by 
Chosun One
ANSWERS: 15
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"Uhhh... Mr computer guy? My computer's broke."
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How about I RAM my keyboard up your CPU!!!
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'You know which buttons to press don't you'
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True story right here..my dad was on call from work, and he received this call. caller- "I turned off my computer to unplug my mouse and plug it back in to see if it would work, but now my entire compute wont work.." Dad- "Did you turn it back on?" Caller- Silence... "Oh"
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The internet is down. lol I love that one, if the internet was down, world economies would crumble
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"Do i have to spell it out to you?,Do you understand English??" arrrgghhh!
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"When you're not busy surfing the net for porn, hows about taking a look at my piece of shit computer which by the way you put together..."
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"ok, I formatted the hard drive... now what?"
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A few more my techie husband has shared with me: "On button? What on button...?" or "What does fatal system error mean?" or "What does it mean when your coffee tips over on your laptop's keyboard and suddenly you hear a pop and then see a puff of smoke coming from the keyboard...?" or "Whilst you were away I was fooling around on the mainframe and I reset the password but I don't really remember what it was..."
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Let me speak to your supervisor this your first day on the job Do you have any experience in this field or what what are you talking about Can I talk to the automated machine again it makes more sense
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I don't see a key called "ANY".....
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The cup holder disappeared into the machine. How do I get it back out?
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I just spilled coffee on the keyboard.
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how much are your squishies?
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If I put you on hold for 20 minutes will you still be there?
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