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tabithap5
ANSWERS: 22
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Probably burn in the presence of His glory
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What's he doing touching my today? ;)
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look busy !
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I'd say hello and invite him inside for a Coke and maybe some sandwiches... Of course this is assuming you meant he knocked on my DOOR.
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On my door right? Probably faint.
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Say G'day, and invite him in for a cup of beer. What? I used to date a Spanish girl, and now I have more than one friend with the name "Jesus".
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I let Him in. PTL!! In His service, <:))))<>< "Knowing the Bible is one thing. Knowing the Author is another!" ~Anonymous~
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I would do what Jesus would do.
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I would praise the lord that I was blessed with such an honor. then pass out. from excitement
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Come on in; Your always welcome. And I would say thank you for all that you've done for me.
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Once I picked myself up from the floor ~ I would ask him, "What did I do to deserve your visit today?" I wonder what he would say ...
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I thought "he" always stood outside the door, knocking. Isn't that what "he's" supposed to do?
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Let him buy me a beer
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Shut it!
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Invite Him in.
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i would fall flat on my face in shame.........then cry and thank him for taking my shame and washing me as white as snow in his precious blood. but once i regained my composure if this would even be possible i'd invite him in so we could talk about why he is knocking on my door.
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Punch him in the face, always punch him in the face.
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I would yell over the dogs barking, "We can't come to the door right now, at the growling, please leave you name, calling card and a brief message, then leave"
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It depends on what he's knocking on, I suppose! ;-)
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Shoot him and then triple zombie kill GG so people know he ISN'T coming back and to move on with their lives.
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No doubt I'd be buying some Amway products from him.
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I anyone at all knocked on my today I'd be gobsmacked. +5
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