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God so loved the world that he gave us his only begotten son, that whosoever believeth in him will believe in just about anything.
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f**me, I did what I could and the rest is God's fault that M*** F***.
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Jesus masters myst all cridy!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jesus on a stick!
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H.E. double hockey sticks. It's funny but I'm not sure how blasphemous it is though.
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Christ on a bike. It means 'I'm surprised!', as in, 'I would be less surprised if Christ rode past on a bike.
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You suck so bad, Jesus would give himself AIDS just to pass it on to you.
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