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Stewie_G
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I heard this from my one of my boss's mother's recently. "We might as well give it to you in an enema bag"
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My Dad once said about someone, "You can't polish a turd".
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From the movies Boondock Saints ; "Make like a tree and get the f*** out of here!"
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'Every little helps said the old lady as she piddled in the sea'
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"I said say it! not spray it!" or "I asked for the news not the weather!"
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i once heard "sex is like a game of bridge, if u dont have a good partner, u better have a good hand"
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"It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in" - my nan says it =)
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He's got a face like a smacked arse
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"Was it good for you?" : )
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Need to point percy at the porcelin meaning gotta go to the toilet for a guy
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If it's too easy,you're doing it wrong.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. -Groucho Marx
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"I love you" by some women! ;-)
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"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'" --- Homer Simpson
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"If at first you don't succeed, then Skydiving definitely isn't for you!!
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