Paris Hilton has been handed a 45-day custodial jail sentence. Do you have any advice for her? (humour welcome)
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singwell-is off researching a lot
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You'll be fine Paris, just quit singing, it's not your thing.
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watch your back.and your front.
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Whatever you do don't film it, you nasty garden tool. We've seen enough already.
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G'day Singwell, Thank you for your question. I'd suggest she get old copies of Prisoner if they are available on video on DVD. (Prisoner Cell Block H in the US). Alternatively, she could film the next series of The Simple Life there with Nicole Richie working as a trainee warden. It would possibly take reality television to a whole new level and that is saying something. :>) Regards
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Not much humor when I think of her. I suggest she grow up and start acting like a responsible young woman who is going to be inheriting a huge family name and alot of money. She has a good family name. It's about time she quit playing around in many areas and grow up and act like a responsible member of the Hilton family. If she does not if I were her parent I would put her money into a trust fund and only give her a modest sum monthly or annually. I doubt her parents will do that, but I think she needs (like alot of the wealthy young starlets) to grow up and start acting like the rest of society is supposed to act by the time we hit age 21 or before. If we do not we get jail or prison, or put out on the streets, which actually wouldn't be such a bad idea for her to learn how much of the rest of the world lives.
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Maybe if she' smartin's up they'll let her Hold the Walls up at Walmart - since that's where she said they grow them -
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Paris in jail. Well, on the Monopoly board there is a piece that says "Go Directly to Jail, do not collect $200 dollars". So she landed on it. Maybe she can knit "penis warmers" instead of panchos while she is in jail and become a marketing icon.
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The Hilton Hotels Corporation should buy the US prisons and made them a little more comfortable.
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Now she is asking for a pardon and comparing herself to Richard Nixon. She needs find some humility. 45 days in jail might be just what that girl needs. She irks the hell out of me. Such an over-blown sense of entitlement and lack of any sense of reality is just disgusting. I suppose this is in great deal her parent doing but regardless of the cause she needs a wake-up call. And get her off my TV.
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Bend over and take it like a man!
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