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Who do you prefer: Paris Hilton or Zsa Zsa Gabor?
by Immogene on November 17th, 2010
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Does anybody else smell Paris Hilton when the wind blows?
by Dimstar on September 30th, 2010
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What would you do if Paris Hilton popped out of your birthday cake?
by keithold is a prodigal bagger on October 21st, 2009
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is Paris Hilton eating a hamburger sexy? or just a plain waste of a burger?
by Captain Crunch isnt making cereal today on February 2nd, 2011
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Where do you think Paris Hilton's dog has been?
by Want To Sleep With A Miner on October 8th, 2010
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You're reading Paris Hilton has been handed a 45-day custodial jail sentence. Do you have any advice for her? (humour welcome)
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I'd really like to take her for a year at one of the orphanages I support in Bali. No press, no publicity. Just being with the kids and seeing what their lives are like. Getting up at 4am to make the rice for the day, feeding the pigs and the birds, setting tables for brekkie and then getting ready for school at 7am-8am. then getting home and washing their school clothes in buckets and hanging them out. Yet they are always laughing and joking.It's a real simple life, but full of love and happiness.
by singwell-is off researching a lot on May 4th, 2007
Yes, indeed. She needs to somehow learn about the real world and what it means to earn money and not have everything you want. I doubt that will ever happen however, unless she is sent to jail or prison for killing someone while driving drunk or something of that nature (possible).
by YouWinImOuttaHere on May 4th, 2007