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"Oh you mean its illegal to do that?" sorry best I can do without a specific offense...
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I thought she was selling girl scout cookies that's all I wanted to buy..honestly I am shocked by their new uniforms.
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lol I feel kinda bad putting this. Stop, dont, no! No dont stop! How was I suposed to know what she was saying?
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I would not offer an excuse. If I committed a crime and was caught, it would be an injustice not to jail me. The legal system of the United States of America should not be based on the entertainment of judges. If a judge offered such an offer, I would make sure that judge was removed from office.
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Ok For example I was caught for stealing money. I would say I have no witness exept god and bring a photo and ask the judge to enquire the photo of God. If he asks for a good reason for slealing, I would say " I stole inorder to brible you" in front of others LoL
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If the condom doesn't fit you must acquit. Judge? Johnny COCHran is here to represent me.
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Harassment? Harassment? I swear, her ass meant NOTHING to me!
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the crime: gunning down 10 guards the explanation: i read george bush state that we were in a fight against terrorism and i was so impressed that i followed his instruction of gunning down anyone who was armed.....besides, they showed signs of hoarding excess oil
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I'm so used to telling the truth and not making excuses, I couldn't even come up with and excuse for this question furthermore one for the judge. My mind just went blank, I cannot think. I guess I'll be booked lol
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You know, I did this crime, but if you let me skip jail, I promise not to ever do it again. If you send me to jail, I will do it a bunch more!!!
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Crime: Embezzlement Excuse: Well Judge, I heard them say that "Money can't buy you love" I just wanted to see if they really meant it!
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she told me she was 21...18 at least...hey...if there's grass on the field...
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The guy in the car next to me was exposing himself to me. I HAD to run that red light and speed to get away from him, your Honor.
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What did I do??????????????????????????? Not me, you must have me mixed up with someone else.............
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My mommy is Kathy Hilton so I didnt know laws applied to me!!!!
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It wasn't me.
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The dryer at the carwash was broken so I had to drive that fast to dry my car off. The cops? I thought they were giving me an escort.
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