by BandcorpsMom on April 30th, 2007

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Whats the worse name you have heard a parent had named there child?

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  • by Aphrodite loves Mentos on April 30th, 2007

    Aphrodite loves Mentos

    Genitals. A three year old boy was named Genitals at the daycare I used to teach at.

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  • by contraryone on May 30th, 2007

    contraryone

    April May

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  • by sunniebgi on May 30th, 2007

    sunniebgi

    little girl named Asshole pronounce Asola (why they couldn't just spell it that way I don't know)

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  • by Babycakes on April 30th, 2007

    Babycakes

    Last week a friend named their boy"Huckleberry". I really had to shut my mouth on that one.

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  • by Hellaphunt's Skynet on April 30th, 2007

    Hellaphunt's Skynet

    Facetious spelled Fececious.

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  • by LynfromNM on April 30th, 2007

    LynfromNM

    My daughter had a friend in school named Thomas Thomas, and I had a neighbor named Ratha Knott, which I thought was ratha amusing!

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  • by Galeanda on April 30th, 2007

    Galeanda

    A girlfriend I had many years ago was named Christopher.

    And then their's Gwynneth's baby Apple. I mean, what's a decent nickname gonna be? At least Christopher could be called Chrissie

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  • by 123 on April 30th, 2007

    123

    Jameraquoi(watch the virtual insanity video lol)

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  • by unknown on April 30th, 2007

    unknown

    A girl that lived next door to a friend of mine named her daughter Takka Vodka. And I have heard of others but I don't know if they are true or not. O'Rangejello and L'emonjello, Paj'Ama, Fe'Male (pronounced fe molly)and Sy'Phillis.

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  • by squid on April 30th, 2007

    squid

    Shithead - pronounced "shi-teed"

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  • by randomname on April 30th, 2007

    randomname

    Apple.

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  • by American idle on April 30th, 2007

    American idle

    Lettuce.

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  • by Nuttsky on April 30th, 2007

    Nuttsky

    Urethra. It was in a novel.

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  • by Brian I on May 30th, 2007

    Brian I

    Joy was a lovely name really.. until she married a man with the surname Ride, at which point she changed her name to Melba because, as she said, "Nobody's going to call me joyride".

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  • When i worked at claires i pierced a kids ears that was called ocean. Then when i was at matalan i was putting some names on the database and there was a customer called Mrs. Constance Cockhead. Seriously. Although she is married so she got the sirname from her husband but still its horrible!

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  • by LadyLuck on May 30th, 2007

    LadyLuck

    Rapcity, pronounced Rap-City

    I used to babysit her, turns out her mom wanted to name her Rhapsody but was watching BET in the delivery room....that combined with the epidural messed up her spelling and pronounciation. Sweet girl, though.

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  • by YllwBrstdBird on April 30th, 2007

    YllwBrstdBird

    Worst name has got to be, without a doubt, GERTRUDE...if my hubby had been a girl that is what he would have been named. I shudder to think about it!

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  • by staffie on May 30th, 2007

    staffie

    apple

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  • by DBike on May 30th, 2007

    DBike

    ABCEFG, its pronounced weirdly

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  • by Gonzo on May 30th, 2007

    Gonzo

    Bob Gelof's daughter's called Fifi Trixibelle Geldof.
    I thought that was pretty bad.

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  • by Nuttsky on May 30th, 2007

    Nuttsky

    This might be apocryphal, but I heard that a couple named Ferdinand and Eliza named their daughter Ferdiliza.

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  • by Arisztid on May 30th, 2007

    Arisztid

    I knew a man named Harry Dong.

    I am not joking.

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  • by godma on May 30th, 2007

    godma

    Harry Ball

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  • by daisymae19 on April 30th, 2007

    daisymae19

    Fire Holiness preacher in my dads town named his dd
    *Hallelujah Jubilee* (what was really bad is that her older brother is named Wyatt..)

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