nope. i do in english. :)

I know a few words, not sure how to spell them all. Bendajo is one of my favorites.

My father (spanish) cursed at me in Spanish all the time and I dont think I want to know what he was calling me. But from the first answer I have a pretty good idea now.

pronounciation spellings> poonta chenkatumadre

heres my sarcastic comment for that take what you want to say translate it to spanish and then say it simple as that lol jk

Digas, Chinga tu madre, mamabicho. Vete al caraj, chíngate!Chupame mi pinga, mamame la verga, maricon de playa. These are some naughty phrases and I won't help translate.

Spanish Swearing English Translation La mierda del toro Bull shit Tu madre tiene un bigote Your mother has a moustache Brazo de santo A noble erection (lit. arm of a saint) Cafré Ghetto person (thing) Hijo de la gran puta Son of a great whore Marica Gay Yaya tome una mierda Go take a shit Vaya al infierno Go to hell No sirves para nada You are good for nothing Chúpeme Suck me Chupe mantequilla de mi culo Suck butter from my ass Chupe leche del pene Suck milk from my penis Mierda Shit Mierda Pequena Little Shit Se cagó en los pantalones He crapped in his pants Icierra el pico Shut your mouth Cago en tu leche I shit in your milk Hacete coger Go and get fucked Hijo de mil putas Son of thousand bitches Vete al infierno Go to hell Asqueroso Revolting Bajar al pozo Eat pussy (lit. to lower to the well) Tu puta madre me la chupa Your whore mother sucks me Vaya al diablo! Go to the devil! (Go to hell) Vaya mierda Go shit Coño Cunt (male) Conchuda Cunt El idiota The idiot Tonto Foolish Cabeza de mierda Shithead (lit. Head of crap) Imbécil Imbecile Esta vida es un asco Life's a bitch Pajiera Wanker Jodete Fuck you Maldito sea Damnit Cara de culo Ass face Cojeda tú tú asno perra Fuck you, you ass bitch Come Mierda Eats shit (worthless person) Joda a su madre Fuck your mother Cantamañanas Asshole El dumbass más grande en el mundo The biggest dumbass in the world Voy a comer la panocha de tu madre I'm going to eat your mom's pussy Me cago en tu puta madre I shit in your whore mother Come mierda Shit-eater (A stupid person) Vos puta pendeja You stupid bitch Chupame la verga, prostituta Suck my cock, whore Te voy a hacer la sopa I'm going to suck your pussy Sacate a la chingada Go to fucking hell Metete el pito por los oidos Put your dick in your ears Pinche pito de pitufo Fucking smurf dick! No vales nada cabrona You're not worth shit bitch Cabeza de güevo Dickhead Chupaverga Cock sucker Maldita puta Fucking bitch Lameculo Ass-kisser Vete a la mierda Fuck off (lit. go take a shit) Temiga Dick-cheese, smegma Pajúo, güevon Asshole Marico triste Poor slob Corijo tu Fuck you Eres muy feo You're very ugly Chupa mis grandes huevos Suck my big balls Tu heres una stupida y menca cabrona You are a stupid and retarded bitch Chupa mi toto Suck on my pussy Chupa mi pinga Suck my dick Huele toto Pussy sniffer Gazo en tu leche I cum in your milk Pajero Masturbator Chupame la pija Suck my balls Cara De mierda Shit Face Agilipollao Stupid, fool Almeja Cunt (lit. clam) Arma Penis (lit. weapon) Asqueroso Disgusting person, asshole Bandera roja Menstruation (lit. red flag) Beso negro Rimming (lit. Black kiss) Cagada Shit Vete al carajo Go to hell! Que carajo quieres? What the fuck do you want? Caray! Damn it!, Oh, Shit! Casquete To have a fuck Chapero Homosexual prostitute Chichis Large Tits Cipote Penis Cojones Balls, testicles Coño Cunt Culo Ass Cutre Idiot, jerk Encular To fuck anally Follar To fuck Gilipollas Dumb ass, idiot Te voy a hacer la sopa I am going to suck your pussy Hacer una cubana A titty fuck Hijo de puta Son of a bitch Joder To fuck Mamar To suck Me vale or me vale madre I don't give a fuck Murrda Shit! Pelotudo Dumbass Pendejo Idiot Pringao Low life Mocoso Brat Baboso Stupid, slug Dios! Vas a callarte? God! Will you shut up? Vete al la mierda Eat shit (lit. go to your shit) Bruja Whore (lit. witch) No me importa dos cajones I don't give a damn No me jodas! Don't bother me! Caballo Heroin Afeminado Faggot, homosexual Jamon/ona Fatso, fat Mariposa Gay (lit: butterfly Vete a la mierda tu puta baracha Fuck off, you drunken whore Besa mi culo Kiss my ass Cuando monos vuelven de mi culo When monkeys fly out of my ass Come fana Eater of dick cheese Cara de pito Dick face Lambioso Ass licker Lambiache Ass licker Cagada Shit Mierda Shit Pilas Balls, testicles Las bolas Balls, testicles Las pelotas Balls, testicles Cabrón Bastard, Son-of-a-bitch Malparido Bastard, Son-of-a-bitch Malnacido Bastard, Son-of-a-bitch Un chi-chi cabrón Bastard, Son-of-a-bitch Un vero cabrón Bastard, Son-of-a-bitch Cabrona Bastard (female) Hijo de puta Son-of-a-bitch Tetas Breasts El pechos Breasts Tetas Breasts Chichis Breasts El busto Breasts Almeja Cunt, pussy Toto Cunt, pussy Chocha Cunt, pussy La cosita Cunt, pussy (lit. The small thing) La crica Cunt, pussy El tonto Cunt, pussy (lit. The idiot) El bicho Penis, dick, cock (lit. The tiny beast) El palo Penis, dick, cock El pipí Penis, dick, cock Falo Penis, dick, cock El pitón Penis, dick, cock Verga Penis, dick, cock Pito Penis, dick, cock El todo Penis, dick, cock El falo Penis, dick, cock Pene Penis, dick, cock Picha Penis, dick, cock Pinga Penis, dick, cock Polla Penis, dick, cock El rabo Penis, dick, cock (lit. tail) El futuro Penis, dick, cock La gloria Penis, dick, cock El viejo Penis, dick, cock El enfermo Penis, dick, cock (lit. the patient) El flojo Penis, dick, cock El absurdo Penis, dick, cock Chulo Pimp Alcahuete Pimp Chichis Tits (large women) Las tetas Tits Los melones Tits Los mangos Tits Las mamas Tits Los globos Tits Las chupas Tits Puta Whore La peridida Whore (lit. the lost one) La revoltosa Whore La caída Whore (lit. the fallen one) La tirada Whore Una casa de idolatría Whorehouse Una ramería Whorehouse Una casa libertina Whorehouse Una chinchería Whorehouse (lit. bedbug house) Pendejo Jerk, fool, dumbass El pajero Jerk, dumbass (lit. one who masturbates) Maricón Faggot, gay Cacorro Faggot, gay Marico Faggot, gay Joto Faggot (lit. One-eyed jack) Lesbiana Lesbian, dyke Machua Lesbian, dyke La tortillera Lesbian, dyke Una perra Bitch Perra Bitch Una puta Bitch Cuero Bitch (lit. a piece of leather) Malparida Asshole Pendeja Asshole Huevón / Huevona Asshole Culo Ass Roto Ass (lit. crack) Zorra Slut Joder To fuck Manajar To fuck Follar To fuck Mojar To fuck (lit. to dip) Venir To cum Volar To cum Morir To cum A noche me folle a tu madre por el ano Last night I fucked you mother in the anus Cuando monos vuelven de mi culo When monkeys fly out of my ass La arma Penis (lit. The weapon) Los cojones Balls, testicles Mama la pinga Suck my dick Vete a la mierda Go to the shit (fuck off) Capullo Twit Maricon Queer Gilipollas Dickhead, wanker Mariquita / marica Queer Un burro sabe mas que tu A donkey knows more than you Me cago en la leche de tu madre I come in your mother's milk. Por que no, come mi mierda! Why don't you eat my shit! Mermelada de miembrillo Masturbate (lit. marmalade of the smaller limb) Bolla de idiotas pendejos You bunch of idiots Capullo Asshole, idiot. (lit. bud; Fig: the head of the penis) Tu mama le gusta cogerse y chupar mi verga a la misma ves Your mom likes to masturbate and suck my dick at the same time. Me parece que la vena de la lengua pasa por tu culo porque hablas mucha mierda! It seems to me that the vein of your tongue goes through your ass because you speak so much shit! Me cago en las tetas de la Virgen María para que el Niño Jesús chupe mierda I crap on the tits of the Virgin Mary so that Baby Jesus sucks shit. Me cago en Dios y los 365 santos del año! I shit on God and the 365 saints of the whole year! Me cago en Dios y en la Puta Virgen! I shit on God and the fucking Virgin! Verga Dick Chupame la verga Suck my dick Veta a la verga Go fuck yourself Monda Dick Chupas las nalgas de monos grandes You suck the butt-cheeks of large monkeys. (Lit."You absorb the rumps of great monkeys.") Chupa me la pija Suck my dick Me cago en la leche de tu puta madre. I shit in your whore of a mother's milk. Pelando la banana Masturbating Anda la puta que te pari. Go back to the prostitute that gave birth to you.

puto or puta for bitch

havent a clue

Caca means doodoo.

"maricon" and "joto" both mean f@ggot