ANSWERS: 12
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you constantly find yourself using lotion.
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it falls off...
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When flakiness is mistaken for dirtiness.
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You carry little bottles of lotion everywhere you go.
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Lotion doesn't keep it from getting dry.
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You're out of sandpaper in woodshop and it doesn't matter.
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your elbow is used as chalk in the classroom
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it goes flaky, itching, blotchy feels tight and your using more moistureiser then usual any of the above....
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you can exfoliate your face/body just by using your bare hands ;)
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You are asked to play the lead in the theatre production of The Singing Detective.
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You itch and it trickles off
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Your snake starts flirting with you.
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