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No can't say that I have....Then again I only hire monkeys that don't fly.
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Well I had a Marmaset urinate all over me at Perth Zoo in Australia so I suppose that waa a pretty obvious form of attack. Or at least he was telling me his opinion.
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Well, yes, actually, but it turned out to be a case of mistaken identity and he was really apologetic when he realized I wasn't his "mark". He offered to take me out to lunch, but I didn't like the shifty look in his eyes or the way his tail kept "accidentally" brushing my arm.
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