ANSWERS: 19
  • "You're a Republican, aren't you?"
  • Erm when i was younger i got bullied by a neighbour. i remember a tirade of racial slurs being fired my way (my Mum is Irish, my Dad Chinese) the lad even went to trouble of creating a little rhyme being fired my way, definitely not going to type them here.
  • " You know what your problem is ? " He's a ex now thank goodness
  • ive been insulted heaps of times so its kinda hard to remember but answer number one for this question comes close,but it was just a joke- http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/169247
  • "your really lazy you know!,you sit on your ass all day watching TV and eating!,better start doing some work around here mate,lazy people dont get anywhere in life!"
  • I get insulted very rarely, but the only one I can think of is what a good friend of mine said. I was actually laughing, though insulting it was. "Dear, soceity is kinda like a dresser. The people on top of the dresser are rich, classy, and have a lot of money. Then on and on until we have the bottom drawer, which are people like me, who really have no point in living, because we're so lazy, but then there's you. See, you dont' even have a drawer...you're not even the legs, you're the floor that the whole dresser stands on!"
  • It's kind of hard to remember just one -- I've had plenty said to me, with swearing and without. I suppose the one that has had the most impact on me was anything with the words "fat mare/pig" in it. "You walk like a bear," made me feel pretty bad, too.
  • "You look like a U2 fan, you know."
  • Well shortly after i moved to bergen the first time, i had two kids and one of them was suppose to be my friend at the time say to me" YOU must`nt think that you are pretty" and the other phrase was " you look like a monkey "and my sister was just as bad by saying that i was getting fat . which is why i have a fat complex.
  • 'Why do you bother? Theres no way you'll ever get anywhere in life, leave that to your sisters and stop embarrassing yourself'
  • My ex female companion said: "We need to talk." I was 5 times redder before I knew she was breaking it off. That's a red flag word and every man knows what it implies. What do we need to talk about? It's words like these which bring men to tears. It makes me feel like reused oil sludge. It is insulting because it is so common and generic that it's very utterance is demeaning.
  • you fucking dick your an abosoulute cunt you fuckin hairy pig
  • you think that you can get by on your looks alone.
  • i can recall something a fellow bagger said to me: "what kind of an american are you", as if i weren't a good american because i don't believe in violence. it was incredibly offensive.
  • "i don't know why i asked God for a brother"
  • they called me an idiotic coward... i nearly killed them either that... or calling me english will get me going
  • I got called a "stupid cow" once...nothing new there then:-)
  • Hmmm. I've never really had any inventive insults. Just the usual. 'Fucking slut', that felt good :|
  • Do you support Tottenham Hotspur ?

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