You know you are at the "wrong" club when...?
by 
Chosun One
ANSWERS: 34
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Everyone turns round and looks at you as if to say what the f*** are you doing in here ?
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The place goes silent and you feel every eye watching you as you start to try and edge backwards with a slight smileas if you were never there.
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You walk in wearing a bright colored outfit and everyone else is in black leather! Lol
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As taken from the movie "Roadhouse". The sign above the mens room door says "Please do not eat the big white mint".
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Someone hands you a white gown with a pointed hood
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all the strippers have penises
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when the only song playing is "white power"!!
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The bouncer is a bigger chick than you.
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G'day Chosun One, Thanks for your question. You wonder when the Bridge Club started hiring members of the Hells Angels as security guards. Regards
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Everyone else is just like me. What a silent boring evening
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you are the only girl in there
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It's ladies night but you can't seem to find one, not even the bar tender.
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the music comes to a screetching halt as soon as you enter
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You forgot your Hells Angels jacket and everyone else is wearing one.
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When the flyer says "we have 12 inches and more for you fellas!"
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when the sign over the door says,forsake ye all hope,all ye who enter here.
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you hear " Bingo ! or when you're the only one with clothes on.
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Hannah Montana Music starts to Play
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Everyone starts taking off their clothes
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when everyone is wearing a turban
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you start rambling on about something perfectly relevant and people give you 'the weird look' ;)
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the torches and the pitchforks are pointed at you.
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The music stops.
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When another guy come up to you and ask you if you would like to dance.
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You hit it into the wind and it only goes 140 yards instead of 170.
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When it has a sign that says "We Check for Guns and Knives" and after patting/wanding you down the bouncer says, "You're not carrying, which would you like?"
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The room gets quiet when you walk in.
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I walk in and see only chicks.......DOH!
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someone says, "you're not from around here, are you?"
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You end up dancing with a man...
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Everybody is dressed like the VILLAGE PEOPLE!!
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Everyone is dressed in animal costumes but me:-)
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Your the only one who has clothes on and not have a donkey!
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(1) Someone calls me ma'am (2) See those people on the dance floor? I'm old enough to be their mother! (3) I get hit on by a woman (I'm straight)
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