Carry on the fairytale - "Once upon a time in a faraway land, a young maiden decided to go for a walk in the forest".....................................
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When she stumbled across a old cottage admist the trees.
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To sit by the lake side and watch the sun go down
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and she lived happily ever after.
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When she stumbled across a old cottage admist the trees. Never having remembered there being a cottage here, and being a curious young maid, she decided to have a closer look. Although it seemed to be abandoned, it also looked very cozy and inviting. As she approached the door and raised her hand to knock...it slowly opened...
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"Little did she know she was being stalked by a four foot troll". Whats a troll?
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and she was picking wild flowers when a prince in a fine carriage came riding by. The carriage stopped. "Young lady," said the prince, "do you know that these are hunting grounds?" "Oh my, said the young maiden," blushing and dropping a curtsy, "I must have wandered too far!" "Have no fear," said the prince, "If you'll do me the honor of allowing me to escort you, I will gladly take you home." So saying, the prince sprang down from his coach and helped the blushing, beautiful damsel inside. The beautiful damsel soon became a princess, and they lived happily ever after.
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but when she got into the forest, she suffered an allergic reaction to the leaves of a particular tree. naturally, because this was nobody's fault and was simply an unfortunate and blameless incident, she decided to file a lawsuit agianst the local council and won £18,000 in compensation. If you yourself have suffered an accident, caused by your own misfortune/cluelessnes/stupdity, that was entirely your own fault, contact The Leeches of Society Solicitors and get a free no obligation quote. Remember, you're stupid, you might as well get paid for it.
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and she walked to far and got lost and had to live on leaves and twigs. about 1 week later a prince found her and took her to his castle and they feel in love and got married,and lived a long beautiful life toghether.
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She strolled as young maidens do, deep into the woods, her blond locks cascading down her back. The sun glistened from leaves, birdsongs peirced the silence in fits of glorious song. A natural beauty, she shone amongst the moss of the forest, and her stroll turned to a skip. She was perfection in her very essence, and she radiated good will. Such adventure she was destined for Shame she didn;t look where she was walking, and got hit by an Eddie Stobart lorry on the M25 at junction 6 that went in the middle of the forest. Left a nasty stain on my bonnet too...
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She met an Asian archer, they had sex, he love her long time.
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At first the forest seemed nice and sunny and green, but she soon found herself in a dark grove, lost. The sun was going down slowly, throwing it's last rays stingily through the needled branches. Just then, the maiden saw a strange house -- it was a hut with no doors that stood upon two chicken legs. She recalled hearing about it before, and that there was a thing to say that had a certain magic -- which she slowly said, unsure if it was remembered correctly: "Cabin, cabin, Turn your back tot he woods And your front to me." And it worked -- the cabin turned to her and seemed to stare at her with an array of decorated windows. In one of them was Baba Yaga, a witch that was known for her changing moods and cannibalistic tendencies, but sometimes also for giving good advice to the travelers that outwitted her or that she generally liked. Baba Yaga smiled at the maiden with her sharp, yellowed teeth. "Why, look who goes wandering in the woods all alone! What is your name, sweetie?" The princess bit her lip, afraid... (I'll leave this for someone else to continue. :) )
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