by singwell-is off researching a lot on April 2nd, 2007

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A drinker has been barred from his local pub for breaking wind. Have you ever been banned from somewhere? Why?

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  • by Jax is missing AB on August 13th, 2008

    Jax is missing AB

    I got banned from Pizza Hut because I threw a fit because the lady charged me twice and wouldnt give me my money back. I called the corporate office though, and I'm not banned anymore. And I got my money back. And the biotch got fired.

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  • by B.fife My honesty makes people angry... on August 13th, 2008

    B.fife My honesty makes people angry...

    I was banned from many places over the years for fighting and general drunkeness but one time stands out in my mind...It was a strip club in my home town and I really don't even remember being there(i was later informed what had happened) everything went fine except as we went to leave I accidentally knocked over a HUGE cigar case(face down broken glass the whole nine yards) and even then once I pulled out my credit card everything was cool, but when we went outside the I accidentally walked up to the wrong truck and th head of security(it was his truck) To get my f*cking ass away from his truck, well I did not take that to well to put it mildly I flipped out got right up in his face screaming spittle flying and ripped him an entirely new a**hole I ended my tyraid with something along the lines of "I think your mother gave my syphilis, Mark(my buddy who was with me)take me home I want my shotgun...NO f*ckit I'll blow this whole g*ddamn bar NO F*CK THAT I'll blow up this whole g*ddamn city, needless to say when I went back the next day to finalize payment they asked my to never come back...that was about 7 years ago...

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  • by Rude Bear Ready for Winter on August 13th, 2008

    Rude Bear Ready for  Winter

    I poured a martini over the head of a guy who was hitting on my boyfriend. I was barred (from the bar) for three days. Everyone except the recipient of the unexpected shower laughed their asses off, and when I returned from the desert, I didn't have to buy my own drink for over 2 weeks....

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  • by hamster1 on August 13th, 2008

    hamster1

    Got barred from my local because i had to evict the landlords girlfriend because of long term rent arrears.Is that right???????????

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  • by American idle on April 2nd, 2007

    American idle

    Yes. A few years ago a me and a friend of mine were banned from a bar where some guys were stripping. They were so pathetic we just kept laughing and making fun of them (we were, of course TRASHED), so they got p*ssed and threw us out. THAT made us laugh even harder! Gawd, that was fun....

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  • by sir_scutter on April 2nd, 2007

    sir_scutter

    I was banned from a local Wal-Mart. Before I was 18 I was with a friend in the Wal-Mart and he was pocketing stuff so they had both of us arrested and banned from ever going inside again. (And all they caught him for was an air freshener and some candy.) Try explaining that one to your parents.

    But I always wonder if they would even recognize me if I went in...

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  • by Zibbys Mind Is In the Gutter Today on April 2nd, 2007

    Zibbys Mind Is In the Gutter Today

    From Toys R Us....LOL It was a while ago, when I was still in high school. A couple friends and I were playing tag football with shopping carts and the huge boucy balls, my friend hit the store manager with the ball, and he told us to leave and never come back. Now, it's the only Toys R Us I take my son to (cleanest in town). The old manager doesn't work there anymore, not that I think he would recognize us.

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  • by pudzey101 on April 2nd, 2007

    pudzey101

    LOL , i was visiting a place in Ireland called cork and when i was there my mates dared me to go into mc donals and say something cheeky , so I did , I went in and sed " can i have a curry chip and fried rice " , they said to me never come back again and asked me to leave . LOL

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  • by Patti jo on April 2nd, 2007

    Patti jo

    Never have been - Though I was a bartender for a long time

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  • by Eltinwe has a life Swan - DYOH on August 13th, 2008

    Eltinwe has a life Swan -  DYOH

    I've never been banned from places, but a couple years ago some friends went to the grocery store with me and got kicked out and asked not to come back! Seriously, those friends can get kicked out of ANYWHERE. The grocery store was just kinda their crowning achievement.

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  • by Aintthatapip - Kevonian Overlord on August 13th, 2008

    Aintthatapip - Kevonian Overlord

    I was banned from a supermarket for shoplifting, and the local mall because a friend was throwing stuff off the top balcony. That was all years ago.

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  • by dazed on November 29th, 2011

    dazed

    I got barred for a short while from one pub for dancing crazily round a pole and another for me and my friend banging old ladies shoes on a table.We were very young at the time.

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