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Anything that says he 'gots no money'.....
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I would run the other way if my date was trying to hard to impress me and not really paying attention to me.
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"You're lucky I took my meds today"
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dad has a shotgun!
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do you have a light?
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and then theres my 3rd wife, we have 6 kids............
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I still got my other date from last week tied up in the closet.
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"I'm only interested in guys with money..."
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The girl would tell the guy.....My dad said to tell you whatever you do to me he's going to do to you.
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i really like the shape of your skull
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Today's my three year anniversary of my sex change!
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I love working in the morgue!!!!!!
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...and then I got so desperate... I shagged the fly infested camel...
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How do you feel about racial cleansing? YIKES!
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hey theres doctor ( insert name here) he did my sex change operation five times just to get it right
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"You want to see my penis?" That would do it.
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"Your in luck.. my herpes is in remission"
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"So, I just got out of the crazy house yesterday..."
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Don't mind my wiggling. I caught the crabs from using a public rest room.
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im still in love with my ex
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mmmm you look like the first girl i raped and murderd, yum
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I like to swallow loose change, do you have any?
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I'm very close to my mother. She went on holiday with me last year.
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I don't live with my mother, SHE lives with ME....
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You smell 'purdy' I got this scar when I was running from the cops... Yeah, I have to register with them every time I move now... So, you want to come to my house and do it? I don't like wasting time.... Women need to know thier place. Men are supposed to be dominant... the Bible says so.
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I see!
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My last outbreak was... I haven't slept with TOO many guys... My Uncle Dad says... My dad is the best lover I've had...
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Would you mind getting the tab?
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I'm getting my dentures tomorrow:O
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You really resemble my fourth husband, he died from unexplainable causes, like the first three.
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I need you to do something for me...tell my mother in Heaven I'm coming soon!
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oh I love your dress and we are the same size, I find heels areal pain , how about you? I love being in touch with my feminine side, especialy if it's raw silk. we are going to be soooo happy. by the way I like to be called alice, I find Donald not very ladylike.
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Are you gonna eat that? You look so good I could just eat you up! Are you open-minded about... things?
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Me - "So, do you like to collect anything as a hobby?" Blind Date - "Random body parts." *screams* lol oddly enough, my cousin David was on one of those dating match shows where the girl asks three guys questions, and then chooses which one she'd like to try dating and that was a question asked...And thats what he answered. They made him re-answer and re-record that segment of the show. I have it on tape. *g*
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-i slept with someone last wednesday or -ive been so hurt before that Il never trust a man again and they'll have to prove their love to me first
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"I'm ready for marriage and children starting now"
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I'm married.
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One called me by another person's name once. Thinking I was her boyfriend she had dated many years before. I tried to tell her different. Only she never believed me. And I never dated her again. I thought she was nuts, thinking I was him. Until 20+ years later I came across the sister of the other guy. And even that sister thought I was him.....All I can say is I sure feel sorry for that old guy.......LOL
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I went to a 50 person orgy last weekend and can't seen to stop scratching my privates.
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"I haven't had any problems at a mall for five whole years!"
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If you could see me you wouldnt like the way i look like a man.
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Look how far I can put this chopstick into my ear!
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I'm bored!
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"So, my therapist says I'm almost completely over my obsession with Brittany Spears..."
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i can lick my elbow!
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My psychiatrist just move to tihiti! that bastard.
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If they said "Heck my infection keeps dripping on the floor!" grin..
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I have children
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so these are my parents......
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how about "will you be the father to my unborn child" i SERIOUSLY had this happen i ran faster than a cheetah on speed!
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Generally confide way too much personal stuff straight away. Or cry. Or obviously not know how to interact with other people.
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"can i wear your panties"?
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Oh that's your mother? Yeah I know her! I think she's awesome and I see her every chance I get!
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Oh by the way, I was a conjugal volunteer at the prison.
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I did run the other way once when I met up with someone and he forgot I'd told him the previous night that my mother had passed away. Unforgiveable and unforgettable.
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Wow your the first one who's stayed long enuogh to order dinner.
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