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  • According to the scripture, he did not die. He was taken up. He ascended into heaven.
  • He hasn't.
  • Didn't he slip offa the planet before that happened? ;-)
  • Jesus is a sun god that dies every year near the constellation crux (or the cross). For three days the sun is at its lowest point from the view of the northern hemisphere. However the sun is "born again" (perhaps from the constellation Virgo) on Dec. 25th when the days start getting longer. The three brightest stars of Orion (AKA the three kings) follow Sirius (AKA the star in the east) to point to the sun's birth on Dec. 25th at sunrise. The resurrection celebrates the sun's triumph over darkness in the spring when there are more hours of light than darkness in a day.
  • Explosive diarrhoea.... apparently he ate a dodgy curry.
  • Upon what authority do you assert that He died a second time?
  • Interesting question. He preached "Eternal life" to anyone who would listen to him. Eternal life is just that... there is no death in ETERNAL, so "resurrection" is from our point of view, not his. And thanks for the nice question.
  • he didn't, he ascended into heaven
  • I've heard that he didn't die, so perhaps there's a 2,000-years-old Jewish zombie wandering the planet. That prospect inspires me to wonder what Mel Brooks or Carl Reiner would look like with beards. ;) BTW Quack, if you're interested: http://msmagazine.com/Fall2009/kanokogi.asp

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