The people who elected him.

Which President promised to get cocaine off of America's streets, one line at a time? Obama

Open and transparent administration? Get our troops home? Not raise taxes on the middle class one red cent? Etc, etc, etc.

Who won the Nobel Peace Proze without doing anything? Wait... That did happen.

Who is destroying health care?

What do you get when you combine Chicago thug politics with liberal socialism?

What's the Antichrist's last name.

A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush’s home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words. As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?" Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies." "Well Sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse." "Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?" "No, Sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their President a horse's ass." "That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more. After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies, though."

The Fishing Trip Barack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland.' Barack said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on my special President's airplane.' The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan 's shoes.' Barack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!' The third kid said, 'I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!' Barack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped.' The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!'

Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common? A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.