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  • I told all my friends I won the lotto. But you know, April Fool's only works on people who don't remember what day it is! They all remembered!
  • I told all my friends I won the lotto. But you know, April Fool's only works on people who don't remember what day it is! They all remembered!
  • I told my friend that the new computer he wants was half off... He told me that Windows Vista was recalled... In the end, we were both sad to find out neither were true.
  • I told my dad my sister had a swimming match and he had promised to come. He nearly freaked out.
  • I caleed into work saying my mother in law had my truck and got arrested thus getting my truck impounded about 5 minutes before I was supposed to be there. Then I walked in - and everybody had been had!
  • Adult Swim aired the best April Fools joke I've ever seen.
  • I had my husband call his mother to tell her I'd given birth (my due date is today, the 2nd)... She wasn't impressed...
  • Worst one ever
  • Has it passed ? I suppose that means mine was pretty much the same as any other day.
  • A friend of mine rang me to say that one of our mutual friends Martin, had been hit be an articulated lorry and was in city hospital. Being April Fool's day and as she sounded like she was in the pub, I didn't believe her, but asked what time visiting hours were and what bus would I have to get. She picked up on my lack of concern and shouted "Martin! what times do buses go to Derby?" Pretty poor attempt on her part. One day, someone is actually going to get hit by an articulated lorry on April Fool's Day.
  • My roomate's boyfriend called us yesterday. He's in the army, and is supposed to be deployed to Iraq in a month or so. He told us he

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