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A piggy bank in the shape of a large sperm. (Sperm Bank),get it?
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A piggy bank in the shape of a large sperm. (Sperm Bank),get it?
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A piggy bank in the shape of a large sperm. (Sperm Bank),get it?
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This site went screwy while I was trying to submit answer. Didn't mean to A. 7 X's. Sorry!
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A piggy bank in the shape of a large sperm. (Sperm Bank),get it?
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A piggy bank in the shape of a large sperm. (Sperm Bank),get it?
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A piggy bank in the shape of a large sperm. (Sperm Bank),get it?
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For our Xmas get-together w/ our friends we always do white elephant gifts, and one guy's new girlfriend whom we'd never met before brought a dried hard bull scrotum on a little stand... about the size of a hollowed-out canteloupe. I'm currently the proud owner; I'm going to pimp it up w/ feathers, pink fake fur, and Xmas lights or maybe an internal lava lamp for next year.
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When my father turned 65 and retired, I gave him a large box ... in it were: a baseball cap with a small AA battery clock on it and it says, "Over the hill, but still making time." 1,000 golf balls and a T-shirt that says, "Ya gotta have a lot of balls to golf the way I do."
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I received a a giant pair of underwear for my last birthday, of a few good friends... i wore them on top of my clothes all night!
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Long story short. We prank with friends. They put an 8ft pastel palm on our door front as a joke for when we got back from Hawaii a few years ago. We hid it at my wife's work for one year and told them we didn't find it. We drove the "tree" around Seattle taking pictures of it with landmarks, and made into a calendar that we gave to them one year later.
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A "clapper" - because I am notoriously lazy and my husband does all the cooking.
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I had a friend from college who got married, and in addition to a "serious" gift, I gave them a neatly gift-wrapped stick "To kindle love in your marriage." In return when I got married the following year, they gave us a yellow Bic lighter "To light the spark of romance." Other than that, in a white elephant swap I once gave a nose-hair trimmer, and another year a toilet seat.
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Screeming Chicken..FYI..stupid.com is a great site if your looking for silly/ funny gifts
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my friend bought me a blow-up doll once
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My brother is a real hillbilly. I found a cigarette lighter with a hose and a hospital nozzle to put in your butt to use the lighter with natural gas. He loved it. He might even be USING it. My ex-father-in-law is bald. I got him a brush with no bristles on it. He loved it.
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erm...for my birthday i once got frm a friend toilet paper.. but not normal toilet paper oh no... i got sudoku printed toilet paper..
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I have a beat up baritone as a white elephant gift once wrapped in a black trash bag. It was a real piece of crap let me tell you..it had major dents all over the place and it was completely rusted through. But people got a good laugh out of it..that's for sure.
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I once got a crate of about 50 Top Ramen packets as a gag gift for my birthday. It was awesome.
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I gave someone a fanny pack(fat persons front purse that hangs on the belly, or lower waist) once for Christmas, I got it back the following year for Christmas
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I got a penis cake from NYC erotic bakery
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I received two Mrs. Claus' lingerie as gag gifts in the same year.
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