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You'll need a friend for this one. Each of you stand on opposite sides of the street, and pantomine as if you had a rope stretched low between you. Yank on the 'rope' as he drives past, and watch him brake to a sudden stop. This works when people are walking, too!
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F*ck his wife in jest?! ;-)
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Set your phone number to private and order MASSIVE orders of chinese takeout...So funny... YOU PAY FO MA POK FYE RYE! Wait what? I never ordered chin- YO! pAY MA CHINEE FOO! NAO!
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fill up a huge trashcan full of water and lean it against their front door, knock and run.
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Schedule installation of an in-ground pool in his back yard while he's away on vacation.
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Call the nearest shop and order a bunch of goods that costs like 500 bucks and give your neighbor's adress. Then go to the window and enjoy the show.
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