You are not being religist are you, Captn?

what is the connection between coffee and jihad ? be realistic ! or at least be logic in your lies ..

Call the cops

Here are questions I've asked Muslims and Persians online: "No Pork?!? Not even a fine marbled ham with French's mustard, tart apple sauce, mashed potatoes &savoy cabbage?" http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ap_PeZRpGNV223Tz4SgHlZfpFQx.;_ylv=3?qid=20090418122259AA3QTJ2 "What if I turned a pig's head to Mecca, invoked the name of Allah, and then slit its throat?" http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AuzCFTApr5R2sbkbj2MiTOvpFQx.;_ylv=3?qid=20090502122700AAt74kE "No alcohol?!? Not even a few swigs to help me steady my shakey hands?" http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah7GXjFtjnP7Luyv72oGhpXpFQx.;_ylv=3?qid=20090425115249AA8cXS8 Persians cafe "Why aren't there topless anarchists parading in Tehran yet?" http://persianscafe.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=477&start=0&hilit=topless+Iranians&sid=dabce9aa66ac3ee9e39d7b0b0b11369a Answerbag "Why aren't there any topless anarchists parading in Tehran so far? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1519586 Yahoo! Answers "Why aren't there any topless anarchists parading in Tehran? http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlqdkXrjEsSM7fXV42ZQqU7BFQx.;_ylv=3?qid=20090616132811AA2HefM http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Am9P2dvzDdAJxdNilk0eG0rBFQx.;_ylv=3?qid=20090616145518AABeK2Q http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqxxDhJQMotpLAKPhV6.oZ7BFQx.;_ylv=3?qid=20090616105128AAU2se4 Also "Where in Israel can I get a ham & cheese, and a side of sweet crustacea, on a Saturday afternoon?" http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgLql.meTqLlgc5f17_daC_pFQx.;_ylv=3?qid=20090425121115AALZ4ef By "cold-blooded" do they mean as cold as a cold glass of beer? http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=As4BFNtQuWTpns5Cg47L2q3pFQx.;_ylv=3?qid=20090312135209AA34iK3 :-D

Dunno. How do you make your coffee? . Islam considers joking to be undignified and thus counsels against it. Does this friend of yours usually joke or laugh? . You and your friend may be kidding, but I, sadly, am not. .

no, just make a better cup of coffee

No. It just means that your coffee looks/smells/tastes like or is literally shit. You should be ashamed, not afraid.