Take a look at my wife, how do I stop guys from hitting on her?
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neilychops
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Well, she does have really nice hair. I suppose you can't help it if everyone wants to run their fingers through it, trusting that she won't bite their hand off with her chompers.
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Hahahahahaha, Hay Caramba!
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Stop!!!!!!!! she is too georgeous men will always hit on her. you are doomed...
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You are one lucky man ... I guess it's just a curse you're going to have to live with.
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I'll hit on her....when i'm drunk!
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man you gotta lock her away from everyone if you want her for yourself. Quite a lady you got there.
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spitting image of my wife just alot skinnier is`nt she gorgeous your wife and my wife could be long lost relatives but then ageain your`s is to good looking +3
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I cant believe how you, ugly men, could get such beautiful girls all the time.!!
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which ones's your wife ,,? the tree or the girl ? .. which one gives you morning wood ? lol
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she must have an awesome dentist plan she has 10 moer teeth than most people but I dont think I want her suckin the peen....wow
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now you know why muslim women wear a burkha
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Hmmm..Is she really your wife?Haha!Sorry for laughing.
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You'll need to hire minders to keep all those guys away.
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I guess you didn't listen to this song,lol...+
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Too late! She's already been thoroughly beaten with an ugly stick, several times! If the girl in question is an ABer, please ignore me I'm stupid!
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Get her to put makeup on That will subtract from her natural beauty. :-)
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I hope that was photoshopped.
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Take their clubs away from them - or keep her in a cage.
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Might be a double bagger.
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oh you scared me!
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Get her a ferocious dog! I love dogs...everyone...who is willing to provide proper care and love should have a dog! Consider adoption today...over ONE THOUSAND DOGS AND PUPPIES are killed weekly in US pounds and shelters...because no one adopted them....Become part of the solution...NOT part of the problem...NO INDISCRIMINATE BREEDING! ADOPT!
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you just have to take their clubs off them and hit yourself with them.(many times.) Those teeth are like tombstones, or they would be if they werent queueing up to get to the front. +5
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keep her under lock and key then you know she is all yours
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seek psychiatric help. fast.
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Call the cops.
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That's a tough one. Remember the song about being married to a beautiful woman and not being able to trust anyone? I think you have that problem. Not!;-)
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you have a wicked sense of humor... =]
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carry a big gun with you all the time +
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There is nothing you can do.
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ROFL! Men like what they feel is not a threat..so maybe if you make her a bit more hot, they will not make moves on her in fear of rejection.
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A full burqa? +5
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Give them the phone number to the nearest optometrist.
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She has nice hair. I can see where other men would be totally into her.
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Put her back in her cage.
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Seems like you've taken the advice of Jimmy Soul from his 1960s song: "If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. So from my personal point of view get a ugly woman to marry you."
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Divorce her, it's for your own good!
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have her play hockey.... then she won't have that smile to attract them
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Gently explain to them that it's not nice to hit women.No matter what!
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Hey thats My Girlfriend! Hey whatchoo Doing with my Girlfriend!?
Oh that darn Vunessuh. 
Veronica 
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