What happened to my underwear?
by 
TjoeBaxter is Hot Yo
ANSWERS: 32
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That nine year old stole them and is wearing them on his head.
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Oooh, those were yours? Sorry. I'll go get them out of the mailbox...
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OH NO! I thought they were rags, um, er, well they looked older than some of the rags I was using...and I knew you had worn them on Sundays as they were quite Holy...sorry, do you want them back? I think the motor oil will wash out.
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You tried to grow up too fast and abandoned you diapers far too soon. What you're experiencing now are poop soiled panties.
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The dog ate them..:)
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I put it up for auction at Butterfield and Butterfield.
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That dodgy looking woman behind you stole them! :P +5
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Don't worry a little detergent and some bleach should clean them right up! :)
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their on my head.
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Those were yours? Sorry, the dryer ate them.
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I don't know. You tell me and we'll both know.
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the dog chewed the crotch out.
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I sold them on Ebay after I got done wearing them on my head...Sorry!:) +5
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Even underwear know when their not needed.
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They are being flown at half mast outside the courthouse.Wave as you go by...they'll wave back!!
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I am wearing them right now - last night you were an animal - 3 of the people down the block are moving away today in fear of the noises!!!!
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Sounds like you have an infestation of underwear gnomes that need to be addressed before they go after the other undergarments.
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I gave you beeds for them, remember?
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In the dryer you finally took them off and washed them remember.
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Peed in them?
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they are underneath my pillow...
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sorry its me got a thing for womens underwear.. lol
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Hey Tjoe how's it going...listen to this songhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYLsyNBnE5M I wanna talk to you!:-)I can't find your underwear!:)M
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It's called a wedgie. Check your crack.
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At least the (G) string disappeared in the crack instead of hanging out of it. Think I'll tune down to "F" or up to "A" now.
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really, how did that skid mark get there?
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under my bed somewhere... good luck trying to find them.
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Why are you asking me?
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Your dog ate them.
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The sock monster has a cousin. +5
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Do I look like the keeper of the underwear???
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those were yours?
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