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by Juju on October 17th, 2009
duck and roll!
by megcham on October 17th, 2009
It would depend if I'm going to be spanked or lectured.
by Moongrim on October 17th, 2009
If it's a smiling republican making the demand it'd involve my grabbing my ankles.
Cause I know it ain't gonna be good, and there's probably a sniper nearby.
by Suny on October 17th, 2009
I'll never tell.
by jackpipe30 on October 17th, 2009
The BOHOCATYA position.
by HasntBeen on November 22nd, 2009
I would assume you meant the position I'm already in. Job done!
by Anonymous on November 22nd, 2009
missionary ...
by Thinker on November 22nd, 2009
when I was in the Navy years ago when a doctor was giving you an exam he would tell you to "assume the position" which meant to bend over and spread your cheeks so he could do a rectal exam.
I have also heard of it being used for prisoners in prison to lean with their hands on the wall and spread their feet so guards could check them for weapons or other controband.
The criminals need to be scared of the police and not the other way around? agree?
by Louie_Ranking on September 24th, 2011
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What happened the last time you had to talk to a police officer?
by Freedom00 on November 4th, 2011
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It looks like lawers fighting traffic tickets is a growing industry on the web. Have you ever used one?
by Brainboy on October 2nd, 2011
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If your child were missing why would you stop cooperating with the authorities who are trying to find him/her?
by RosieGHM Jetpacker on October 9th, 2011
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How does law enforcement ever catch anyone from surveillance videos? The pictures are unrecognizable!
by MotherTruckers on September 26th, 2011
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