At the supermarket, I sometimes add one too many items on the express lane. What wild and crazy thing would you like to do at the supermarket?
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ANSWERS: 19
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Being able to sample stuff before buying it would be awesome - it would save the hassle of buying something you didn't wind up liking. Other than that, trolley cart races in the parking lot should be encouraged!
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I didnt do this but I knew someone who would fart and walk to the end of the aisle and watch people as they walked into it.
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Hand the cashier a 1 million dollar bill! (you can get fake ones)
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Well, a few years ago my friend and I went shopping very late because it was really hot, we were in the fresh produce section and she picked up the hose thing they have for misting the produce to keep it fresh and squirted me, but instead of just a mist I got a full jet of water. I yell out and loudly called her a bitch, she was laughing so hard and the staff and security guards came running thinking a fight or something had broken out - we were laughing so hard and trying to squirt each other...we nearly got thrown out.
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Reach my hand around the back of the refridgerators while the employees are in there. Just, y'know, dangle it around and clench/unclench my fingers, and all. Or play with the hoses in the produce section. Or go to the floral refrigerator and walk around giving the employees flowers from the bouquet. Buying all of the lobsters, and asking for them to be bagged in the water from the aquarium, claiming I am there to rescue them...
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I went through a phase where I would sneak something IN to someones cart. For example, I would frequenly put a tube of KY Jelly into the cart of a big, tough-looking construction worker. Or I would sneak a package of rubbers into a little old lady's basket. About half the time the person would make it all the way up to the register before they realized they had something in their cart that they didn't put in there. Ahh, good times...good times.
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I would hang out at the express lane and eat edible items that someone has tried to sneak in that's over the express limit. Naturally, I'd ask that person to pay for it.
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Sing really loudly to the instore music...wait a minute...I already do that...LOL
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Eat an entire meal of free samples while standing there talking to the lady. Or let the lobsters free.
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We used to go and play with the individual rolls of toilet paper by throwing them over the ailes at eachother, we also used to go to the 24 hour Walmart kind of late, and set all the alarm clocks to go off one minute apart and go a few ailes over ad listen and watch the employees (a friend of ours) run over and try to figure out how to turn them all off. Good Friday night fun!
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Taste test many food items, put them all back and say 'Not good enough for me'.
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I've seen people in the diaper aisle open a package of diapers and change their baby on the shelf and leave a stinky diaper behind! UGH!!!!!
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Sit on the supermarket express lane. Boy would that be fun.
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I would like to kick the rear end of that person in front of me, that has added too many items on the express lane.
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If I'm feeling especially adventurous , I may squeeze the Charmin.
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Oh, goodness... my natural klutziness is enough to merit "wild and crazy"... I once knocked over a HUGE display of decorative icing that was on sale. Nicked the thing with my cart, and away it went! Ooh! Something that could be funny, but we did for necessity... my little brother had a tendency to get lost on shopping trips at a young age, so we taught him to play "Marco Polo" if he realised he didn't know where he was. Could you imagine playing Marco Polo around your local Kroger? Good times!!
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I'm ashamed to say this. But I sometimes go for seconds with the "free food samples" ladies, specially if lunch or dinner time is nearing by.
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hide in the freezer section and scare people by jumping out at them when they open the door.
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I would like you to fondle grapefruits and hold them next to your own breasts to drive the produce manager insane.
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