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You dont have to go to work or school, its a snow day! -
This website has a bunch of good ones. http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ Here's one: "you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen."
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come over. i'm making breakfast.
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Work burned down - don't worry, no one was hurt - you'll be on paid leave until further notice
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Good morning beautiful, how was your night?
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You gonna be a daddy!!!!!! +4
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'i love you from a man you love
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Good Morning, I love you.
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One from someone in China to ensure that it arrives at 6 pm instead my time. At 6 AM I am probably sleeping and don't need to hear phone noises.
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IT'S A GIRL (or BOY) AND HEALTHY! MOTHER AND CHILD DOING FINE! . (And I don't do the all caps thing normally, but this would warrant it.) . And that's the best message you could get at any time of any day or on any day of any year. I don't have children myself (being gay and all), but my brother-in-law has sent me various versions of the above about my sister & new niece or nephew on a couple of occasions. . Priceless. :-D
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I miss you and can't wait to hold you tonight.
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I'm on my way over, get naked!
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