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Nagging -
Premature withdrawal?
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Waterboarding...
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...when my previous downstairs neighbors were cookin up a freshly made curry stew and I wasn't invited...
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Larry King live.
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Marriage. Can be a slow agonizing exsistence. I'm just sayin'....
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Watching the whole Glitter movie.
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Dangle choclate just out of reach!
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water boarding + 5
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The rack is a torture device that consists of an oblong rectangular, usually wooden frame, slightly raised from the ground, with a roller at one, or both, ends, having at one end a fixed bar to which the legs were fastened, and at the other a movable bar to which the hands were tied. The victim's feet are fastened to one roller, and the wrists are chained to the other. As the interrogation progresses, a handle and ratchet attached to the top roller are used to very gradually stepwise increase the tension on the chains, inducing excruciating pain. I copied this from Wikipedia btw.. interesting!! +5
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Spanking of the feet with a flat stick. It wont leave bruises and there will be no sign of torture. lol...(the bottom of the feet)
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Mothers-in-law.
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4 hour staff meetings.
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Prior to Crucifixion the Romans use to whip slaves with barbed metal lashes..Of course flogging was also commonly used in the British Army..where the Cat o' Nine Tails..were used for severe formal punishment...
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One that would get me to spill everything I know (and THAT would take about 3 minutes), is ... someone sitting right next to me "chomping" on ice while I try to watch a tv show, a movie, or just rest. That sound just KILLS me!
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Tied to a chair and FORCED to listen to "nails on a chalk board" for hours on end!!!! ROFL!!! +5
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Reality TV
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being forced to listen to a never ending loop of Obama's campaign speeches, or GW Bush's state of the union speeches
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T. B. Bechtel, a City Councillor from Newcastle , Australia , was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience. HIS STATEMENT: 'If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camelshagger will save just one Australian life, then I have only three things to say,' 'Red is positive, Black is negative, and Make sure his nuts are wet.'
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Marriage!!!
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a repeating and endless dripping of water on exactly the same spot on your forehead, supposedly turns you mad quite quickly :P
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The Art Of Torture: Placing a cloth over a prisoners face and pouring water on it to give the sensation of drowning.(Waterboarding) Smouldering Kleenex tissue pushed down the back of a T shirt. Using a blowlamp on the soles of the feet. Pumping heated air into a cell so the prisoners has to breath hot air into his lungs. Using a dripping tap as water torture. Sleep deprivation. Loud music twenty-four hours a day. Electrodes to the prisoners genitals and anus. Sitting bindfolded in a squatting position with your hands behind your head for hours on end. Sitting on a bench looking at a white wall without being able to move your head for ten hours. Telling the prisoners that they are going to be executed in one hours time, and then reprieving them. Forcing a prisoner to drink water until he is bloated then sitting on his stomach. Finger & Toe amputation with shears. NB: Would an innocent person submit to something he did not do under such torture?
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Exploitation of Phobia
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Being forced to spend time with my mother-in-law and make conversation with her.
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listening to a Jonas Brothers cd
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Thumbscrews. +5
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Being forced to watch Hannah Montana
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Listening to a moronic stutterer read from a teleprompter for 85 minutes.
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Visiting my Mother In law. Id rather have my nails pulled out with pliers.
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Church.
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Being forced to watch televangelists. +5
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fran drescher's voice.. AND for additional torture? her laugh.. add Joan rivers to that, and that would be the quintessential nightmare LOL
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never ending loop of Obama campaign speeches
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The Ducking Stool.
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Repetitive forced viewing of Barney and Friends
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HANDS TIED OVER YOUR HEAD IN THE WATER UP TO YOUR CHIN AND RATS SWIMMING FROM YOU TO EACH SIDE. EACH TIME THEY CAME TO YOU THEY WOULD BITE YOU TO EAT YOU.
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Making someone watch old Larence Welk shows
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Meow Meow....
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Not sure what its called, but where water slowly drips one drop at a time on your forehead for hours. Supposed to make you go crazy haha
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Miley Cyrus.
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See list below on the site at Wikipedia for forms of physical torture. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_torture_methods_and_devices#Physical_torture_methods
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You keep your pinkie elevated?! ;-)
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DOES THE MONITOR OF ANSWERBAG KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TORTURE, DUMMY.
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One sharp thin knife...a container of finely ground salt. Slice into skin, stomach is popular, but NOT TOO DEEP you are not out to kill here....flay slightly so there is a flap of skin to pull back...apply salt...burns like fury.
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Seeing THE FOX type in all caps.
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Don't educate anyone on this topic
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Tickle torture
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Country Music
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Scaphism The victim is tied naked to a boat, face up - already force-fed milk and honey to induce (severe) diarrhea - honey is then applied to the groan and armpits - before setting adrift - diarrhea and honey will attract insects, which fed off of the victim and eventually began to breed from within the victims flesh.
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Spending the weekend at the Obama's, watching old Clinton/Gore highlights
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Watching a Detroit Lions game
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Listening to co-workers stories of weekend adventures on Monday morning.
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Marriage :)
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The wife is having her period.
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I know a fair few of them, only two of which I've seen used in real life. All tortures break down into a few categories, so anything you come up with will fall into them. But to be honest your imagination is the only limit to what you could do if you're talking specific methods (without categorising them). Although I'm going to keep this light and say High School Musical. =P
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I like the one where a patch of bamboo was cut back to the ground then the prisoner is staked out on the patch. Over the Next few days the bamboo grows up rapidly (up to 4 foot per day!) slowly impaling the victim from below). Very creative!
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Waterboarding. Although I'd rather go with that than let's say with Hannah Montana movie.
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Drive bamboo slivers up under the finger and toe nails, then light them. Bamboo slivers burn very slowly.
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Name on torture technique? Hmmmm... being subjected to Arron Nevielle's Christmas Album.
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Being sent 150 million years back in time so that you're eaten by dinosaurs at least once a day and then reincarnated at some other random point on the planet immediately afterwards. Owie!
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being in an exercise class led by Richard Simmons
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school
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cps constanting threating people for no reason
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Muzak
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Forcing someone to listen to every Rush Limbaugh radio program ever recorded, while undergoing a high colonic. +5
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