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by fred flintstone on October 13th, 2009
T. B. Bechtel, a City Councillor from Newcastle , Australia , was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists.
His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.
HIS STATEMENT:
'If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camelshagger will save just one Australian life, then I have only three things to say,'
'Red is positive,
Black is negative, and
Make sure his nuts are wet.'
by TWIST on October 13th, 2009
Marriage. Can be a slow agonizing exsistence. I'm just sayin'....
by qwerty on October 13th, 2009
being forced to listen to a never ending loop of Obama's campaign speeches, or GW Bush's state of the union speeches
by Mary Maguire on October 13th, 2009
Being forced to watch Hannah Montana
by Kornflapper on October 13th, 2009
4 hour staff meetings.
by DukeG on October 13th, 2009
Visiting my Mother In law. Id rather have my nails pulled out with pliers.
by Death Panel litigant on October 13th, 2009
Listening to a moronic stutterer read from a teleprompter for 85 minutes.
by NoWhereMan on October 13th, 2009
Premature withdrawal?
by Spicy Hot on October 13th, 2009
Nagging
by its me_im back_lol on November 5th, 2009
fran drescher's voice.. AND for additional torture? her laugh.. add Joan rivers to that, and that would be the quintessential nightmare LOL
by - MojoThunder - on October 13th, 2009
listening to a Jonas Brothers cd
by Schonberg on October 13th, 2009
The Art Of Torture:
Placing a cloth over a prisoners face and pouring water on it to give the sensation of drowning.(Waterboarding)
Smouldering Kleenex tissue pushed down the back of a T shirt.
Using a blowlamp on the soles of the feet.
Pumping heated air into a cell so the prisoners has to breath hot air into his lungs.
Using a dripping tap as water torture.
Sleep deprivation.
Loud music twenty-four hours a day.
Electrodes to the prisoners genitals and anus.
Sitting bindfolded in a squatting position with your hands behind your head for hours on end.
Sitting on a bench looking at a white wall without being able to move your head for ten hours.
Telling the prisoners that they are going to be executed in one hours time, and then reprieving them.
Forcing a prisoner to drink water until he is bloated then sitting on his stomach.
Finger & Toe amputation with shears.
NB: Would an innocent person submit to something he did not do under such torture?
by CT on October 13th, 2009
Prior to Crucifixion the Romans use to whip slaves with barbed metal lashes..Of course flogging was also commonly used in the British Army..where the Cat o' Nine Tails..were used for severe formal punishment...
by Seeya says Dont Ever Give Up on October 13th, 2009
Dangle choclate just out of reach!
by GiraffeyedDonor-ish on November 30th, 2009
Meow Meow....
by uncacal on November 5th, 2009
Repetitive forced viewing of Barney and Friends
by Anonymous on November 5th, 2009
Being forced to watch televangelists. +5
by ANONYMOUS on October 13th, 2009
Being forced to spend time with my mother-in-law and make conversation with her.
by Mavericks just doin a flyby on October 13th, 2009
Marriage!!!
by subtlesledgehammer on October 13th, 2009
Reality TV
by -NUNYA-- on October 13th, 2009
Tied to a chair and FORCED to listen to "nails on a chalk board" for hours on end!!!! ROFL!!! +5
by Route 66Truckerman on October 13th, 2009
Mothers-in-law.
by schmee2369 on October 13th, 2009
Spanking of the feet with a flat stick.
It wont leave bruises and there will be no sign of torture. lol...(the bottom of the feet)
by Nightwatchdog on October 13th, 2009
Larry King live.
by Angel Kisses on November 30th, 2009
Tickle torture
by Mary Maguire on November 30th, 2009
Miley Cyrus.
by phantom -x- on November 30th, 2009
Not sure what its called, but where water slowly drips one drop at a time on your forehead for hours. Supposed to make you go crazy haha
by Moongrim on October 14th, 2009
Church.
by warex255 on October 13th, 2009
Exploitation of Phobia
by BrokeDog on October 13th, 2009
One that would get me to spill everything I know (and THAT would take about 3 minutes), is ... someone sitting right next to me "chomping" on ice while I try to watch a tv show, a movie, or just rest. That sound just KILLS me!
by calicorey on October 13th, 2009
water boarding + 5
by LarryH54 on October 13th, 2009
Waterboarding...
by Haywood Jablowme on November 5th, 2009
never ending loop of Obama campaign speeches
by azlotto on October 13th, 2009
Thumbscrews.
+5
by Pater Murmidonorum on October 13th, 2009
a repeating and endless dripping of water on exactly the same spot on your forehead, supposedly turns you mad quite quickly :P
by -Notrom- on October 13th, 2009
The rack is a torture device that consists of an oblong rectangular, usually wooden frame, slightly raised from the ground, with a roller at one, or both, ends, having at one end a fixed bar to which the legs were fastened, and at the other a movable bar to which the hands were tied. The victim's feet are fastened to one roller, and the wrists are chained to the other.
As the interrogation progresses, a handle and ratchet attached to the top roller are used to very gradually stepwise increase the tension on the chains, inducing excruciating pain.
I copied this from Wikipedia btw.. interesting!! +5
by iandme on October 13th, 2009
Watching the whole Glitter movie.
by klkl on October 13th, 2009
...when my previous downstairs neighbors were
cookin up a freshly made curry stew and I wasn't invited...
by HoboJoe on December 1st, 2009
The wife is having her period.
by PrairieWind on November 30th, 2009
Don't educate anyone on this topic
by Zack on November 30th, 2009
Seeing THE FOX type in all caps.
by philosopher-saint on November 30th, 2009
You keep your pinkie elevated?!
;-)
by Symbeline on November 5th, 2009
The Ducking Stool.
by Charlie is a girl on April 25th, 2010
mental badgering.
by Lonely - Rebel - AYPWIP on November 30th, 2009
Scaphism
The victim is tied naked to a boat, face up - already force-fed milk and honey to induce (severe) diarrhea - honey is then applied to the groan and armpits - before setting adrift - diarrhea and honey will attract insects, which fed off of the victim and eventually began to breed from within the victims flesh.
by Redhawk on November 30th, 2009
One sharp thin knife...a container of finely ground salt.
Slice into skin, stomach is popular, but NOT TOO DEEP you are not out to kill here....flay slightly so there is a flap of skin to pull back...apply salt...burns like fury.
by Anonymous on November 30th, 2009
Making someone watch old Larence Welk shows
by TimeFlies on December 30th, 2009
Being in the same room with my husband for more than 1 hour
by Mary Mary quite contrary on December 2nd, 2009
being in an exercise class led by Richard Simmons
by Anonymous on December 1st, 2009
I know a fair few of them, only two of which I've seen used in real life. All tortures break down into a few categories, so anything you come up with will fall into them. But to be honest your imagination is the only limit to what you could do if you're talking specific methods (without categorising them).
Although I'm going to keep this light and say High School Musical. =P
If tortured and had the choice of either paper cuts to the eyes or the genitalia, which would you chose? What's more painful in your view?
by Die_Untoten_Artz on July 26th, 2011
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Who well do you think you'd handle torture?
by Possum on June 30th, 2011
| 4 people like this
Are pro torture conservatives jumping the gun in crediting torture with finding OBL?
by 23Skidoo on May 4th, 2011
| 2 people like this
Why didn't it require any waterboarding or other form of torture for Norway to get the confession from the terrorist?
by Halliburton Shill on July 24th, 2011
| 1 person likes this
Should Republicans torture John McCain until he says torture works?
by Halliburton Shill on May 18th, 2011
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Comments
OUT-FKN-STANDING! +5
by Sir yhvhash on October 13th, 2009
If he said that in the United States, his political career would be over, his house would be firebombed, his children made fun of and his wife would leave him. The Liberals would have a field day with that.
But I say, Buy the man a drink! :-) +4
by ANONYMOUS on October 13th, 2009
+6..
by Certified on October 20th, 2009
Unbelievable! +6
by Polly Math on November 30th, 2009
http://www.snopes.com/politics/quotes/bechtol.asp
by srosa on January 29th, 2010
Apparently it is not politically correct to refer to these folks as ragheads. It is not a rag but a litle sheet, so it is more appropraite to call them little sheet heads.
by fred flintstone on February 15th, 2010
@fred - I've heard this before but STILL FUNNY!!! ;-)
by ANONYMOUS on February 16th, 2010