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by Nellie Wise Gamgee on March 23rd, 2007

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What the first name of the dumbest person you know and why?

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  • by singwell-is off researching a lot on March 23rd, 2007

    singwell-is off researching a lot

    I think everyone has their dumb moments. My daughter has a box full of mine, which she gets out and reads to the family every now and then....even I laugh...here are some good celebrity ones:
    "I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"- Arnold Schwarzenegger
    "I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't really like eating fish, and I know that's very popular out there in Africa" -Britney Spears
    (Asked whether he could remember the Parthenon in Greece) "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."- Shaquille O'Neal
    "I'm sounding worse that Jessica Simpson right now. She's looking like a rock scientist"- Tara Reid
    "Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says chicken" -Jessica Simpson
    "I was recently on a tour of Latin America and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."-Dan Quayle
    "It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher."-Linda Evangelista
    "Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out 2+2= 10 or something"- Dennis Rodman
    "A Zebra does not change its spots." Al Gore
    "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."-Brooke Shields.

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  • by jamesremmington on March 23rd, 2007

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    Cami! She is so stupid it's funny! She says random things that don't even make sense! Everytime I hang out with her it's like going to the gym, by the time I get home my abs are so sore!

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  • by e-shroom on March 23rd, 2007

    e-shroom

    Steve, because he's the only person I know who believes the bible is the word of God.

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  • by Babycakes on March 23rd, 2007

    Babycakes

    I dont know any dumb people but I know lots of people who do dumb things.

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  • by gamewzrd91 on March 23rd, 2007

    gamewzrd91

    Shmee...it's just weird! it's like she, and me combined. the name, is just grammatically incorrect... plus, shmee likes to eat spiders...

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  • by Gideon on March 23rd, 2007

    Gideon

    George W. He's a really powerful guy who has absolutely no idea how he even got there, much less what to do.

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  • by I Just Changed My Name on November 7th, 2007

    I Just Changed My Name

    ME!!!!!!!!!

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  • by Solis on November 7th, 2007

    Solis

    A guy at my work named John. For some reason he cannot work without asking me how to do something every five seconds. He's really nice, but he sometimes can be a pain in the butt. He sometimes asks me the same questions more than once in a day. Oh yeah, he also calls me on my break to ask me more questions.

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  • by YouWinImOuttaHere on March 23rd, 2007

    YouWinImOuttaHere

    Forrest. Because he thinks life is like a box of chocolates.

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  • by American idle on March 23rd, 2007

    American idle

    My cousin Linda. VERY illerate, can't read or write...and don't care.

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  • by Anonymous on March 23rd, 2007

    Anonymous

    His name was Kevin. He wasn't really dumb, he just acted up stupid and ignorant. He would say random things, talk back to teachers and blame his mistakes to others. He wasn't the brightest in our class, and I'm sure he could've done better.

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  • by anonymous on March 23rd, 2007

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    Mark.

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  • by AIR_INDIA_says_Wass_Up on March 17th, 2009

    AIR_INDIA_says_Wass_Up

    Myself LOL

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  • by Helen of Toys on February 6th, 2009

    Helen of Toys

    Gregg....He blew a good thing!.... NO! Not that sort of blow!

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  • by teresa on February 5th, 2009

    teresa

    This guy I know Dave, he just got robbed by 2 strippers becuz he is so dumb I told him years ago NOT to flash his money in front of those types of women and just last week he got his car and wallet stolen from 2 strippers that followed him home. What a dumb butt!!!

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  • by pianolover123 on November 7th, 2007

    pianolover123

    Haha, my friend Meagen! In 7th grade she asked me when the 4th of July was! HAHAHAHAHA! We're just like, "Meagen, think about what you just asked us!" And she's like "what?" lol. Then after a few minutes she got it and felt really stupid! hahahahahhaha. :D
    Good times!

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  • by Crazy is looking 4 Imperfections. on November 7th, 2007

    Crazy is looking 4 Imperfections.

    Lillie, A close friend of mine, she is not the brightest in the bunch, but I still love her.=)

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  • by Beckwolf on November 7th, 2007

    Beckwolf

    Boy Scout. I don't know his real name, but that's what we call him at the rock climbing gym I train at. He pulls for attention so much that ay intelligence he may possess is kept completely hidden with the stupid things he does to get people to look at him.

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  • by Chezter is going to save the Redheads on March 17th, 2009

    Chezter is going to save the Redheads

    David. DAMN he's dumb

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  • by Lion Heart sleeps on March 17th, 2009

    Lion Heart sleeps

    His name is Fozan! He is a complete package of idiocy,rudeness and dumbness!

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  • by Teri on March 17th, 2009

    Teri

    That would be me.....Teri....I entertain myself with how dumb I can be at times....

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  • by faithiskey on March 17th, 2009

    faithiskey

    katie, lets just say that where space and the planets are is a challenging question to her. not regarding the fact that she doesn't know what the word space even means. Yeah, its that bad

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  • by Mrs.Dufresne on October 3rd, 2009

    Mrs.Dufresne

    Lout. LOL!

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  • by Coin Toss on March 17th, 2009

    Coin Toss

    Gary. He can't even see why his career, life, and marriage are a mess, even though it's very plainly obvious to everyone around him, even casual acquaintances. When people have tried to advise him, he always blames others instead of examining himself. If nothing is your fault, you never have to change.

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  • by - alluseek - on October 3rd, 2009

    - alluseek -

    chaz, he reminds me of the character from king of the hill, u know the one that talks but u cant for your life figure out what he is saying ?

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  • by B737900ER on March 17th, 2009

    B737900ER

    Adam and or Brenda. Adam is just plain stupid. Nothing he does or says makes sense. Brenda, because she is cheating on her husband with a guy we all work with and walks around thinking nobody has a clue.... Brenda, we all know you are touching Dan where he pees with what you talk with. Not Dan your husband either!

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