by Safarii on October 5th, 2009

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Whats the worst thing you can say or do right after a woman gives birth?

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by Marky Mark on October 5th, 2009
What's for dinner?
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- Okay i'm on the floor. The response to this question is just what i needed. A good laugh :) +6
  
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  by Safarii on October 5th, 2009
- Hahaha! ;D
  
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  by Marky Mark on October 5th, 2009
- haha
  
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  by Drea and JD on October 15th, 2009
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by KikiSpaghetti on October 5th, 2009
"So, uh... You wanna... You know... Hanky panky?"
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- Thats what got you into this in the first place Lol! great answer +6
  
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  by Safarii on October 5th, 2009
- XD Thanks.
  
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  by KikiSpaghetti on October 10th, 2009
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by Vaporeongirl on October 6th, 2009
Why didn't you abort that ugly wretch while you still had the chance?!
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  by Safarii on October 6th, 2009
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by Arithon on October 5th, 2009
"I'll be right back honey, my girlfriend is about to deliver my other baby down the hall."
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- Omg! Let me get up off the floor! I'm gonna have stomach cramps all night from laughter but i thankyou for it :) +6
  
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  by Safarii on October 5th, 2009
- My pleasure. :)
  
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by Anonymous on October 6th, 2009
I missed the game for that?
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- Lol! thanks for making me chuckle with your answer :) +6
  
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  by Safarii on October 6th, 2009
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by Sir Mikey phyliss 3rd cousin on October 6th, 2009
Wow, gross:)
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- Lol, it kinda is at first :) +6
  
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  by Safarii on October 6th, 2009
- I know right???
  
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  by Sir Mikey phyliss 3rd cousin on October 7th, 2009
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by chick whisperer on October 5th, 2009
damn was that your p...y,i ll never f..k again +3
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- Lmao! +6
  
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  by Safarii on October 5th, 2009
- thanks
  
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by Squirrel Face on October 5th, 2009
Look, I know we can't have intercourse for like awhile, but how about a blow job?
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- Okay, that was a great answer :) +6
  
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  by Safarii on October 5th, 2009
- Thanks. =)
  
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  by Squirrel Face on October 5th, 2009
- omg. garauntee my bf is gona do that lol.
  
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  by Rachel_M2229 on March 26th, 2012
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by Sunny_Gal on October 5th, 2009
you really look terrible+6
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- At this point you have to ask "do they value their life?" Lol. +6
  
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  by Safarii on October 5th, 2009
- :--) right!
  
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  by Sunny_Gal on October 5th, 2009
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by phantom -x- on October 5th, 2009
"WTF IS that!!"
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- Lol,thats not good :) +6
  
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  by Safarii on October 5th, 2009
- haha
  
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by Hayzen on October 6th, 2009
"Oh whew. It's not mine."
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- Oh, that would be cold :) +6
  
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  by Safarii on October 6th, 2009
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by dave1100 on October 5th, 2009
i think we sould try for a brother or sister for our new arrivel
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by Ion on October 5th, 2009
1. Damn Wtf happened to you

2. We got a fucked up baby
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- Lol, wow you better duck stuffs gonna fly :) +6
  
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by Mountain Momma on October 5th, 2009
"See Honey! It wasn't so bad!" lol
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- Lol, thanks +6
  
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by needtoknow on October 5th, 2009
Well what was the big deal? Looked easy to me!!!
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- Lol! That will get some furniture thrown :) +6
  
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by celticmoonlight on October 5th, 2009
ugly little runt aint he! must take after your side dear. and for god sake put on a little make up!
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- Tell it like it is :) +6
  
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  by Safarii on October 5th, 2009
- lol i try!
  
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by MarcusCrassus on October 5th, 2009
"What is it's name"
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by ChelseaLee on March 26th, 2012
gee your still fat :(
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  by Pintapride on March 26th, 2012
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by Drea and JD on October 15th, 2009
I would say what happened to my friend would be the worst... her husband asked the Dr. if he could put in a couple extra stitches down there
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by bye friends health problems on October 7th, 2009
Did it hurt much honey?
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  by Safarii on October 7th, 2009
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  by bye friends health problems on October 8th, 2009
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by Anonymous on October 6th, 2009
Ready? Good. Now I have to go to my other 6 girlfriends - they are giving birth to my children too. See ya! ;D
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- Oohhh... that will get you killed Lol! +6
  
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  by Safarii on October 7th, 2009
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by Arithon on October 6th, 2009
Whew, thank God it doesn't look like you.

- I had a twinge of shame when I wrote that! :)
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- Lol, at least you had a twinge +6
  
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by Durden on October 6th, 2009
It's your wrong time to tell you i'm break-up? .. and by the way the other girl is your sister.. :P
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- Omg! get out fast she'll have your #%$?! Lol +6
  
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  by Safarii on October 6th, 2009
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by Esteban-- Smart ass Pumpkin on October 6th, 2009
I guess we are not going bowling tonight.
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- Too funny! thanks +6
  
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  by Safarii on October 6th, 2009
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by darren229 on October 6th, 2009
Thank God thats over...now lets get you some liposuction
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- Lmao! your answer was a wonderful dose of giggles +6
  
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  by Safarii on October 6th, 2009
- glad you enjoyed :D
  
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by RC loves ice cream on October 6th, 2009
"Wow, this was really stressful for me"
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- Funny cannot describe your answer it was great! +6
  
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by Gnome of Kevonia is a Cheerwine junkie on October 6th, 2009
"Should have aborted that POS"
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by mweaver on October 5th, 2009
My husband called my mother and said "She's beautiful. I didn't think she would be, but I was going to love her anyways."

And, while I was getting stitches, in pain, trying to convince the doctor that it *hurt* (the doctor insisted I couldn't feel it. Interesting, that comment) he was off admiring the baby, which, I am quite sure, if he had been paying any sort of attention, he would have been able to help me get them to apply a topical. As it was, it took a midwife walking in to reprimand the doctor. I'm pretty sure he feels bad about it to this day. >:)
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- You poor thing, did you clobber him? Lol +6
  
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  by Safarii on October 5th, 2009
- Nah, I just haven't ever let him live it down.. :)
  
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by michaelbaker on October 5th, 2009
"Let's do that again"
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"Do you think we could trade him for that one over there?"
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- Omg, too funny +6
  
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by Green Goddess on October 5th, 2009
Are you ready to start making the next one?
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- Wow, love your humor :) +6
  
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  by Safarii on October 5th, 2009
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by Thriftymaid on February 25th, 2011
I'm tired, I'll come back tomorrow. This was the husband.
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by Sandy on March 26th, 2012
Did it hurt?

I'm really tired,mind if you move your feet so I can sleep at the end of the bed? (This will get your ass kicked)

You have no idea how hard that was for me,to stand this long my legs are cramped and it really hurts!

Well..you were overly dramatic tonight

Oh my god! I have the worst hang nail! the pain is just unbelievable!
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by Patti jo on February 24th, 2011
You have Quad's
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by iCringe 4 Love on February 24th, 2011
You still look fat!
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by (^_^) on February 24th, 2011
wow she got big butt like you-nurse says really.
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by TAPriceCTR s son is wearing his COAT on March 26th, 2012
I do not know if it was the worst thing but I had to say "hey, you're not done. you still have to get the placenta out
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by oggman on March 26th, 2012
You shouldn't have done it like that, you made it too difficult for yourself.
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by ☻Heart hacker☻ has Bieber fever on March 26th, 2012
Honey my girlfriend is not attending the call....what do you think is the problem....and by the way i heard you are pregnant..is it?
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by ivory1 on October 18th, 2009
TELL HER THAT HER BABY LOOKS LIKE YOUR BROTHER HAHAHAHA
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by Sandy on February 24th, 2011
Look at her with a naughty glint in your eyes and say "Soooo...you horny yet? When do you want to have another"?
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by Thomas_Edison .. oh so sexy on March 26th, 2012
what a sook!!
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by Pintapride on March 26th, 2012
That kid doesnt look like either of you!
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by zoneman on March 26th, 2012
honey that looks like the milk man
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