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by Marky Mark on October 5th, 2009
What's for dinner?
by KikiSpaghetti on October 5th, 2009
"So, uh... You wanna... You know... Hanky panky?"
by Arithon on October 5th, 2009
"I'll be right back honey, my girlfriend is about to deliver my other baby down the hall."
by Vaporeongirl on October 6th, 2009
Why didn't you abort that ugly wretch while you still had the chance?!
by Sir Mikey phyliss 3rd cousin on October 6th, 2009
Wow, gross:)
by chick whisperer on October 5th, 2009
damn was that your p...y,i ll never f..k again +3
by Squirrel Face on October 5th, 2009
Look, I know we can't have intercourse for like awhile, but how about a blow job?
by Sunny_Gal on October 5th, 2009
you really look terrible+6
by phantom -x- on October 5th, 2009
"WTF IS that!!"
by Hayzen on October 6th, 2009
"Oh whew. It's not mine."
by Anonymous on October 6th, 2009
I missed the game for that?
by dave1100 on October 5th, 2009
i think we sould try for a brother or sister for our new arrivel
by Ion on October 5th, 2009
1. Damn Wtf happened to you
2. We got a fucked up baby
by Mountain Momma on October 5th, 2009
"See Honey! It wasn't so bad!" lol
by needtoknow on October 5th, 2009
Well what was the big deal? Looked easy to me!!!
by celticmoonlight on October 5th, 2009
ugly little runt aint he! must take after your side dear. and for god sake put on a little make up!
by MarcusCrassus on October 5th, 2009
"What is it's name"
by bye friends health problems on October 7th, 2009
Did it hurt much honey?
by Anonymous on October 6th, 2009
Ready? Good. Now I have to go to my other 6 girlfriends - they are giving birth to my children too. See ya! ;D
by Arithon on October 6th, 2009
Whew, thank God it doesn't look like you.
- I had a twinge of shame when I wrote that! :)
by Durden on October 6th, 2009
It's your wrong time to tell you i'm break-up? .. and by the way the other girl is your sister.. :P
by Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin on October 6th, 2009
I guess we are not going bowling tonight.
by darren229 on October 6th, 2009
Thank God thats over...now lets get you some liposuction
by RC loves ice cream on October 6th, 2009
"Wow, this was really stressful for me"
by Gnome of Kevonia is a Cheerwine junkie on October 6th, 2009
"Should have aborted that POS"
by mweaver on October 5th, 2009
My husband called my mother and said "She's beautiful. I didn't think she would be, but I was going to love her anyways."
And, while I was getting stitches, in pain, trying to convince the doctor that it *hurt* (the doctor insisted I couldn't feel it. Interesting, that comment) he was off admiring the baby, which, I am quite sure, if he had been paying any sort of attention, he would have been able to help me get them to apply a topical. As it was, it took a midwife walking in to reprimand the doctor. I'm pretty sure he feels bad about it to this day. >:)
by michaelbaker on October 5th, 2009
"Let's do that again"
or
"Do you think we could trade him for that one over there?"
by Green Goddess on October 5th, 2009
Are you ready to start making the next one?
by iCringe 4 Love on February 24th, 2011
You still look fat!
by (^_^) on February 24th, 2011
wow she got big butt like you-nurse says really.
by Patti jo on February 24th, 2011
You have Quad's
by Drea and JD on October 15th, 2009
I would say what happened to my friend would be the worst... her husband asked the Dr. if he could put in a couple extra stitches down there
by ivory1 on October 18th, 2009
TELL HER THAT HER BABY LOOKS LIKE YOUR BROTHER HAHAHAHA
by Destry on February 24th, 2011
Look at her with a naughty glint in your eyes and say "Soooo...you horny yet? When do you want to have another"?
by Thriftymaid on February 25th, 2011
I'm tired, I'll come back tomorrow. This was the husband.
You like to go back to your...years old age for...?
by prof. mes solzhenitsy on December 31st, 2010
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My neighbor just died after giving birth , why ? this is 2011 and she was healthy and happy, what could have happened ? I'm sad , help plz
by Patti jo on February 24th, 2011
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Can you get a epidural while you are having a contraction?
by Silpheed91 on March 13th, 2011
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Suppose you are been given birth again with your present experiences what would you utter first?
by prof. mes solzhenitsy on December 21st, 2010
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I had my daughter 3 weeks ago by c-section,how long should I wait to have sex? Would it be safe to have sex now?
by Abrielle on November 29th, 2010
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Okay i'm on the floor. The response to this question is just what i needed. A good laugh :) +6
by Safarii on October 5th, 2009
Hahaha! ;D
by Marky Mark on October 5th, 2009
haha
by Drea and JD on October 15th, 2009