It's funny you mention that... One day, way back when I was a rookie at this AB stuff, this truly sincere and handsome sounding gentleman gave me an answer to a question that nobody else did. He caught my attention from the very beginning. We talked for hours each night, and I began to develop feelings for him. We decided to meet. We weren't sure what to expect but we both agreed that we wouldn't let looks change the way we feel about each other. I went to the airport with sweaty palms and a racing heart in anticipation of finally meeting this man of my dreams. I was watching as all the people were coming out of the terminal, waiting and watching for the man I knew I would someday marry. Out of the heavens came an angel, with dark brown hair and bright blue eyes. He was tall, about six feet, four inches and had a sparkle in his eye that I haven't seen since my late father passed. I knew this was the man I'd been waiting for. I ran up to him and threw my arms around him. I told him I loved him. This stranger then looked deep into my eyes and said "excuse me, what the f are you doing". I must have made some mistake. I quickly apologized and commenced the search for my loved-one, but before I could take a single step some monster from hell or some place evil nearly plowed me over and knocked me out from his stench. He had greasy hair and a couple knocked out teeth. His finger nails were stained orange, and he didn't even have any toenails. He told me "I KNEW IT WAS YOU, I'M SO GLAD WE'VE FINALLY MET!" That was when I popped him one in the face and took off faster than you could say "soiled underwear".

No, have you?

Not husband yet but been living together for two years.