by 
kool
ANSWERS: 9
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Pretend to be prejudiced against..... well, everyone!
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tell them you're breast feeding.
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twitch alot, and foam at the mouth.
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You can't really avoid it, if they ask you to go, it's because they think you are a decent citizen, and as one you will have to be present, even though you have a chance of not being chosen to actually participate. Unless you have a health problem or stronger reasons not to be there, it'll be excusable.
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Don't register to vote. Juries are slected from voter rolls in most states.
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like homer simpson said: show that you re racist to all colors except yours
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During the jury selection process, smile dreamily and ask the attorney if jurors will be able to watch while the defendant is being executed. That usually takes you out of first round consideration. <grin> Of course, you can claim that being a juror would cause you undo hardship, but that can be a hit and miss proposition with certain judges.
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Say you hate everyone and everything. +4
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Show them how much you like to debate and think things to death! I was called when I owned a Third Party Negotiations firm...lol they asked what I did for a living, I told them...and that was the end of that! I was called again..when I worked for the Police dept. as a Traffic Controller... roflmao... another NO we don't want HER reaction...from the defendant's team, I assume!
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