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by Tondoteottotote on March 19th, 2007

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Why isn't RedJohn "RedSovine"?

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  • by Tondoteottotote on March 19th, 2007

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    Maybe because Red Sovine died at the young, tender age of 63, of a heart attack, while driving his van through Nashville in 1980.

    I think RedJohn will learn from Red Sovine's mistake by cutting down off the high cholesterol and getting reasonably frequent medical checkups to ensure his arteries are clear.

    (When you suffer a heart attack while driving, you very likely don't have a chance. Though, you may have a bit more of a chance today, now that most everyone on the road has cellphones, so paramedic response will be quicker for for the victim today than it was for Red Sovine in 1980, when a witnessing motorist had to find a payphone to call in the accident.)

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