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It hurts to answer this question.
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uuurrggghhhhh <dies>
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my wrinkles have wrinkles.
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I am beginning to witness life as it is instead of ------
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I am so old that: I make a grunting sound whenever I get up or sit down. My joints ache and crack whenever I do anything. I forget everything
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...When I was in grade school, they didn't *Have* history.
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i fart dust
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... before I drive somewhere, I flip a coin to see which blinker I leave on for the whole trip.
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i cant remeber if im old or not
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I'm about to be reborn.
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...every day is like New Year's.
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That the buzzards won't bother me
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i am so old,,,,,, that i make freddy kurger look good.
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I can feel it in my joints when it's going to rain. (Really! I feel 60)
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diapers are stylish again!
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My younger brothers got a gig doing Geico commercials
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...i kant spel corektli
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Im 721 in Dog years.
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I can relate to Flintstones cartoons.
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I can't hear you and I don't remember why I'm here.
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I sill use words like "Cat" and "Shmuck"
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Yo' Momma is ... jokes were written on stone tables
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My underwear has a seeing eye dog...
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I say: I'm so old I can laugh, cough, sneeze, fart and pee all at the same time. My husband says: I'm so old I can't remember where my nuts are
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...I had the chance to watch the live TV broadcasts of the first expeditions to the moon.
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My social security number is 000-00-0003 This is the picture on my driver's license:
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