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  • Someone leaving a dirty message and they had the wrong number
  • someone called looking for a woman on my cell phone when i got it new...it was her old number...he came unglued thinking she was cheating.
  • some girl called and asked me if i had picked up the condums and wine. i laughed and told her that she had the wronge nuber and no i didnt pick up the condums and wine cuz i like whisky.
  • How come when you phone and get a wrong number they are always in? The wierdest one I have had was a guy convinced that I had his wifes mobile and she was with me and insisted i put her on, he kept calling and calling the thing was he never checked the number he first dialled and from then on just kept using his redialler. Eventually after about 30 mins he was on the phone to me ranting and i heard his wife walk through the door and say hi.....he hung up
  • my wierdest would be: r u still coming around tonight my perents arnt home until next week and we could have alot of fun if u no wat i mean luv u lots bye p.s can u grab some condoms on ur way around i got none thanx luv ya bye how wierd it was sent to me two days ago i still have it on my phone
  • they said "Hey doll. call me on the on the uhh call me for the uhh short cut, ok peace" (it was in a country drawl)
  • Someone called me more than once late at night and I did not know the person so I turned it into a cool call. So I called them back and said your number was on my caller ID and asked them what they needed. The person said he wanted someone to talk to so he dialed a random number. SO I told him don't call me again.
  • I had a guy calling for over a week leaving messages asking when his delivery would get to him. It wasn't clear whether it was a book or some other documents, ... but as if :"Hi you've reached me. But not really it's a voicemail" (my greeting message) a voicemail on which you'd leave purolator-related disputes and complaints. The guy was dumb as hell. The calls stopped after a week or so. Maybe he got his goddam envelope once and for all!

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