If you entered a beauty pageant, what would you do for the talent portion?
by 
Jessicax23
ANSWERS: 31
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Read minds...
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either play the french horn or act in a little skit. preferably act in a skit...
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Fall up :)
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sing...that is my talent...otherwise I could speak on genealogy...LOL
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I would sit on a toilet, work on my laptop and help my kids with their homework. All at the same time.
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I would freestyle!!! hahaha just kidding ermm... well i have a rather large lung capacity. So i think i would go "ahhhhhh" for about as long as a could and stun the audience with my amazeing ability.... yeah i'd be doomed : haha
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My talent would be the bagpipes. My performance would also be the very first time I had ever played them, so it would be twice as exciting!
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I would cry,and thank the judges ,I figure I would get that out of the way,in case I win.
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sing, or sleep... oooooo i'd sing in my sleep!
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Play the Drums or Dance Ballroom Style
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Recite the first fifty numbers of pi.
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I would sing loudly and off key.
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I've always been quite good at singing karakoke to Janis Joplin or The Dixie Chicks, so that's an option. Or, perhaps a monologue from a favorite chick flick, like Steel Magnolias.
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Sing of course! Hmmm. what song? How about "Sending My Love" by Zhane or maybe Listen by Beyonce. (I love a challenge <hee :^)
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The Napoleon Dynamite Dance. I am as geeky as he, can lighting strike twice? p.s. Vote for Pedro!
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Play the trumpet, jazz style.. :D
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I would sleep with all the judges, to ensure a win
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I would kill all the other contestants.
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I would probably sing.
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I would definitly show them a lot of my creative work coz I usually style and decorate my outfits by my own and get a lot of compliments! :)
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Make a fantabulous dessert that would have everyone salivating! Provide entertainment while they were eating the dessert..oh, maybe a harpist (not me) playing soft, ethereal music in the backgroud..the ambiance would be perfect! :)
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Well, I'd have to resort to reading some of my work, which probably wouldn't go over too well with my best stuff being horror fiction.....
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Try to light a fart.
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:)
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i would show the right way to apply makeup. I would do it on a balloon. Then pop it and scare everyone.
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ability to point out poker tells and find areas where the big fish hide!
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Martial Arts.
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I love to sing.
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Dance.
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Not that I would ever enter one, but if I did, for the talent portion I would perform the feat of isolating a specific DNA sequence from a complex mixture and clone it, using metagenomics.
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Do a musical number with my armpit! The men would love a woman that can be sexy AND one of the guys XD lol!
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