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Veal tartare, lamb shanks, and... kitten stew. (he he... I couldn't think of any other baby animals we regularly eat)
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I have a great recipe for stuffed veal chops
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Sounds like fun! How about some bald eagle deviled eggs? Oh! I hear that pup seal is very flavorful this time of year :) +5
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You idiot. Don't you know it isn't effective unless you kill the animal yourself and just plop it on the food table? What's all of this grilling and cooking nonsense with slices of meat? Get your hands dirty and hunt you down some cows and chickens. Phish, amateurs. +5
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Make sure its raw I hear they like their meat very very rare.
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Yeah a shotgun so you can get out alive.
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Bring the hog with you. Plop the hog right on the table with the vegetarian cuisine. Slaughter the animal right there so the blood will get in the other dishes. Make sure that everyone can hear the pig's vocal protests for its life while you're slitting the pig's throat. If you are laughing while this is going on that will be the icing on the cake. Use the video as an instructional guide. Go Meat!!!
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