Does God believe in Santa Claus?
by 
Don Gorgeous George
ANSWERS: 11
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Well yes, yes he does.
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There's no evidence that God or Santa Claus exists, so it's kind of a ridiculous question, a la how many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
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The bigger question is: Are Satan and Santa the same person? think aobut it...they have the same letters in their name (S_A_N_T_A vs. S_A_T_A_N), they both wear red, and to top it off they both try and influence the behavior of children... Scary, huh?
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Not when he's put on the naughty list.
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I THINK that he knows better ... However; the next time He comes for dinner ; I'll be sure to ask him ... +5
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Well, I once saw a gift bag depicting Santa holding the baby Jesus on his knee, if that helps.
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I doubt if God believes in Santa Claus, but I do. That would be Mother Natures husband.
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santa is satin.
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Material and earthly things are of no concern to God. It is your spirit that he treasures.
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Paul to the Corinthians 4:1-7 "Lo and look askance at those who deny the denizen of the north who may visit ye upon my birthday yearly with tribute from the maji reduced and marked down by the Caananites department store and moneylender's on sale at up to 75% of manufacturer's suggested retail price this Friday only. Get thyself there for the early-bird special. So be it. Amen." - ;-)
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Well it would be kind of dumb for him to not believe in his Tuesday Night Poker Buddy.
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