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melbee
ANSWERS: 78
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Water. I have heard that people who come out of coma's have the most incredible, insatiable thirst. So water would be my first request.
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a newspaper to see what the latest news was...
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sweet iced tea and a thin crust pizza with everything but bacon and anchovies.
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Nothing from the hospital menu, not a fan. I'd get a bacon cheeseburger with fries, onion rings, and a Pepsi.
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Nothing from the hospital menu, not a fan. I'd get a bacon cheeseburger with fries, onion rings, and a Pepsi.
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Root beer and a bacon cheeseburger.
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Lobster and Crabmeat -- Yummy
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fried chicken.
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The same again.....
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NOTHING from the hosptial menu is good.
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14 year old food?
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Well first I would buy the most expensive, best filet mignon I could find. Then i would get a prostitute...
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chocolate cake!
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A suicide pill. 14 and someone has to wake me up.
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I wouldn't I don't know if you guys have ever had a loved one in a coma but don't just wake up and start eating again. In fact the waking up process is pretty slow. If you woke up from a 14 year coma you would not know how to eat! Speech would also be difficult.
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Call my wife and check to see if she's still my wife and if by some miracle then ask her what her favorite resturant is. I don't foresee any changes in the hospital menu and would'nt want to take the chance that some of the food is 14 years old.
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Well some mashed patotoes, water and a snickers bar
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My favorite! Mashed Potatos and gravy if they would allow. Mmmm Mashers are the best!
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a shaver to shave my beard
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enchiladas, and tacos... yum
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Nothing, I'd be soooooo thin! okay, a salad..lol
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water,medium rare steak and mashed potato's,cherry cheese cake or chocolate cheesecake. yummy.
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Something that required a fork. Well, two forks. One to eat, the other to scratch a 14 year long itch on the bottom of my foot.
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I hope a vagina is on the menu...
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Mint chocolate chip ice cream on a waffle.
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One of those McDonald things
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Everything...the WHOLE menu....
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A man with chocolate sauce.
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I'd get back on the IV. None of that stupid chewing to contend with.
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nothing i would order out. hospital food yuck.
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EVERYTHING because i would be to hungry and thristy to do anything but think of food and drinks.
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Seafood. Lobster, shrimp, scallops and clams. But I doubt it would be on the menu.
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The nearest nurse on a plate.
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Chicken and Dumplings....I Love that stuff!!
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CHOCOLATE!!!!
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A straight VODKA!!!
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a woman.might not be on the menu but...
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Go out and get me some original-recipe KFC. And some See's Candy
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Mashed potatoes and brown gravy, a bowl of chocolate ice cream, oh,and a BIG cup if coffee!
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A LARGE Coke with lots of ice and an order of hot french fries with tons of ketchup. yummy
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Toothbrush and toothpaste.
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it's 14 years from now... i think i'd have to ask what is safe to order and go with that!
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I dont know about the hospital menu, but I would order eggs and bacon, or french toast, or pancakes, or the spring rolls from swiss chalet, or a ceasar salad. lol
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A "Let me out of here as fast as you can" Card.
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water i think but if i can i wont ask for hospital menu il ask my relatives to buy me real foods!
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I'd ask for a nice, cool glass of, "What the F*** has been going on for the last 14 years?"
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loaded nachos with jalepenos, at least thats what im craving right now
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Have you ever read a hospital menu?? I'd be asking for the phone number of the nearest takeaway lol!
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Something soft and mild: steamed asparagus and carrots, and half a banana with a glass of milk
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two or three shots of whiskey.
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I would order nothing from the menu at our hospital! Yuck!
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As a child, I went to the hospital for having a tonsillectomy being made. After the operation, I was first not allowed to eat anything. The first thing they gave me I never ate before. I found it tasted wonderful. I asked them what it was, and became the answer: "C'est le riz" ("It is the rice"). But it did not look like any rice I ate before. So I asked my parents and told them about this funny kind of rice they gave me. They asked the personal and they told them that I had been given "Celery Remoulade". Celery, that was the funny rice! This recipe blieb a long time afterwards one of my favorites. So if they kann make it, I would ask for it. Recipe: http://homerecipes.org/2006/05/16/celery-root-remoulade/ http://www.geocities.com/webcipes/veg/v/v262.html
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Spicy tuna roll with soy sauce and wasabi! Yum!!!!!
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Pizza with extra mozzarella and Pepsi Max! (- -,)
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French Fries.
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it would NOT be on the menu but i would have a "cajun 7 course meal" a sack of crawfish and a 6 pk of bud light!!!!!! And 1 burning question!!!!after all these years "DID THE SAINTS EVER WIN THE SUPER BOWL??????"
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A Taxi and where is my clothes and money!!!!!!
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I will first get out of that hospital. Possibly on the way out, I would call my spouse and break the bad news to her, that I am very much alive and kicking.
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Do hospitals even have Whoppers?
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Nothing. I wouldn't be able to eat, nor would I want to. I would just want a lot of water.
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G'day Melbee , Thank you for your question. Pretty much anything would taste good after 14 years in a coma. However, I would go for a medium-rare T-bone steak with chips and salad followed by apple pie and ice cream. Accompanied by a nice glass of red. Regards
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I would pass on the hospital food and get 3 large slices of margherita pizza and a large glass of iced tea with lemon.
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It wouldn't be on the menu at the hospital! I'd get the heck out of there and get a GIANT Porterhouse steak, medium rare, with a big salad with lots of fixin's and honey mustard dressing, and a baked potato. And then a whole coconut creme pie for dessert. Mmmmm.
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I would hope I'd have the presence of mind to ask if any new foods had been invented since I'd been "away." Then if anything sounded appetizing, I'd order that. If none had been, I'd ask for Pepsi and Godiva Chocolates!
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Nachos and Beer.
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A fully ripe sweet peach and a slice of delicious watermelon:-)
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Take-out from the nearest Thai restaurant... none of that hospital food for me. :-)
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Take-out from the nearest Thai restaurant... none of that hospital food for me. :-)
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Take-out from the nearest Thai restaurant... none of that hospital food for me. :-)
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I'd want a really cute male nurse to serve me up a turkey wasabi mayo sub; to drink a large Pepsi...lots of ice! Graci!
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When I was in the hospital 2 years ago I ordered everything on the menu that was good,I was so hungry because I couldnt eat anything but chicken cube broth and water and i.v. It sucks being in the hospital they wont let you eat anything you want or like or anything at all.I had people sneak soda pop in before I had to have it.They ended up giveing me a tiny little can.I have to have caffen of some sort coffee or tea or soda.
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Grilled cheese.
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Hell, I wouldn't order anything from the hospital! Gimme that phone and lets order some pizza and chinese food!
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The hottest nurse on the menu, and a good lawyer
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Funny, but probably water & rolls w/butter! I love bread.
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Gatorade or Powerade.
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Humble Pie yo...
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I'd give an order to my family. . ."Get me outta here, we're going to Lawry's!"
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