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by Grant aka Guybrush Threepwood on August 9th, 2009
i don't know, i think i'd be too freaked out by the fact i gave birth to a cow.
by bye bye on August 9th, 2009
Kitty :P
by -Icy- on August 9th, 2009
betsy
by Symbeline on August 9th, 2009
Mabel?
by Tareesh feels like lifes third wheel on August 9th, 2009
Is it a boy cow or a girl cow? Just kidding!!! Maybe Coralie? I think that's a pretty name for a cow.
by Marguerite on August 9th, 2009
Bossie or Bessie, of course.
by de Joisey on August 9th, 2009
Beatrice. Bea for short.
by Shemarq the Wamama on August 9th, 2009
Horse.
by FreshApples on August 9th, 2009
we have lots of cows.
I have four...Ron, Sawyer, Norman, and Rudy.
by Phaedra on August 9th, 2009
My reaction to my car being vandalized last Halloween! grrr.
by dancer on August 9th, 2009
Elsie, then the other cow could have original names. +4
by Carolann on August 9th, 2009
Burger
Rump roast
Pattie
Suppppeeeerrrr
by josie III on August 9th, 2009
Elsie
by DukeG on August 10th, 2009
Our last one we called Ferdinand.
by Shatzee coming back? on August 9th, 2009
I do have a cow. He's right now cut up into pieces resting comfortably in my freezer. I call him Dinner.
by Cruiser on August 9th, 2009
Gail
by lilmiss on August 9th, 2009
Gail.
by cblue76 on August 9th, 2009
Dinner, yum!
by Mac1232 on August 9th, 2009
Steak, medium rare. ;)
by Merriment on August 9th, 2009
Jemmy Heffah.
As long as she steers clear of the Machus Red Fox Restaurant, she shouldn't disappear!
by plaidman is a sanity bandit on August 9th, 2009
Beef...or Sirloin
by qwerty on August 9th, 2009
bonnie big tits
by Scooby on August 9th, 2009
Diane!! steak Diane!!! :-)
by Mountain Momma on August 9th, 2009
I used to have a cow and her name was Rhonda.
by Beavis - the other white meat on August 9th, 2009
Okra or Rosie
by guirion on August 9th, 2009
Her royal cowness.
by CuddleBug247 on August 9th, 2009
LOL The first thing that popped into my head was from a really bad joke... "Why should I name the cow... I already got a wife."
But I like the name Patty for cow patty
by Mastodon on August 9th, 2009
Penelope
by Bella_italiana....livelovelearnlaugh on August 9th, 2009
Molly
by Spacys back on August 10th, 2009
Daisy +5
by Da_Judge55 on August 10th, 2009
Well...I Would Have To Call It Bovinestein,Because Later On In his Life,He Would Be Presented With The SCA (Smartest Cow Award)
by 34th st. on August 9th, 2009
Bart S.
What is the average time a cow is kept in a herd for milking?
by Answerbag Staff on May 29th, 2010
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Why is my young calf losing hair on his legs&ears?
by Answerbag Staff on May 12th, 2010
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When do you wear a cow bell?
by Weylon on January 20th, 2012
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How much feed does a cow eat?
by Answerbag Staff on May 21st, 2010
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Didn't curiosity kill the cow?
by Weylon on January 8th, 2012
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Lmao.
by Symbeline on August 9th, 2009
It would be stressful, Zarkin.
by keithold is a prodigal bagger on August 9th, 2009