my secret meetings with Hitler and the Easter bunny.

Discovered and re-enacted on "HBO".

my past...yes....it isn't a secret....

yes there are, somethings i would not want to be public knowledge.

Of course! The only difference being that they wouldn't have the satisfaction of exposing me. I pretty much tell everything! That way, nobody has anything on me......ever. +5

I'm sure, but i would probably head them off at the pass. easier to come out with it than let the enemy put their spin on it. Scandal tends to only be effective during denial. getting busted smoking pot is more damaging than admitting you smoked it before. So, in case i ever run for office, 1. I inhaled 2. "I did ga-googity that girl. I ga-shmoygadeed her ga-flavity with my googis, and I am sorry." 3. I did THAT too and it was good. 4. I'm not a Christian. 5. I plan on sleeping with interns...so if anyone is looking for a job....

Nothing. I'm squeaky clean.

I think they would be!

No doubt...even a few "secrets" I wasn't aware of, lol

unlike clinton, i inhaled. :D

There are enough of them that I wouldn't get voted into office.

Yes, the higher the office, the more scrutiny you get.

I was a pot head in my youth and even tried 1/2 of a hit of acid once. (I was to scared to try the whole thing XD)

Literally.. LOL Yup! And I would NEVER make it!

Considering what they did with Obama, they'd invent a few secrets...

Most likely and so I'd have to join the Republican party first, so I wouldn't be too humiliated and if the really marginal stuff got out, I'd have a lot of friends to swap stories with. No joke.

Probably. There are people who have claimed to hate me, after all.

But of course!

LOL .. I'm afraid so ...

i am running for public office, 2040, that i smoked marijuana, but i dont know, it works for the president

I would be on the cover of the National Inquirer in no time.

Depends on high an office you are seeking. If you are just wanting to run for a local office move to a town where no one knows you and I doubt anyone would dig very deep into your past if you have no criminal record. P.S. Be sure and join a church before you run for office. There is the religious litmus test nowadays.

no secrets ,but my life would certainly be in the spotlight....and you?

That I had a "love tryst" with Satan, that I'm promoting mandatory abortions and want to establish death panels. That I was born on Mars and that my birth certificate is a fake, that I hate people of all colors including my own. That I want to destroy the health care system and replace it with something akin to Soviet era "Gulags for the ill". That I want to let Osama Bin Ladden go and even want to make peace with him...and that I want to destroy Israel for some unclear reason. And I'm afraid that it would get out that I hate "God", that I want to take away your guns, that I want your children to be turned into homosexuals, and that minorities and illegal aliens should have first choice over the native born when it comes to jobs and health care. That my plans for "death panels" to kill the old and the useless would get out, that I want to outlaw your full sized SUV and force you to by a tiny Asian produced cars...that I want to microchip inserted into every child's brain for mind control and identification tattoos for everyone or you wont be able to buy food or can't get a job. And that I would take over the "media" and fill it with "liberals"...and I guess just shoot the billionaire right wing owners and political pundits wholesale if they didn't conform to my wishes. Yeah, I guess I'm afraid all of that would come out if I ran for public office - so I will cut out the middleman and have the Supreme Court establish me in my position of power instead.

I would have all my secrets buried along with the bodies of anyone who knew them.

every bit of it and not only discovered but twisted to make it more ugly and horrible-thanks to our so called fourth pillar of the society!

They're not very good secrets if they can be discovered, but...yes...there are some things I've done that I'm not proud of...

Um.. photos that appeared in a "Special interest" magazine.

hopefully i will have beat the muckrakers to the punch and admitted my transgressions first.

Absolutely not.. but just in case I'd like to mention, I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman.

haha yes, I'd be hounded out in a matter of days.