Do you have a recipe for homemade zombie repellent?
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Kornflapper
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I hung CDs (Most came from AOL, Ah the days of free software CD roms) in my garden to repel Birds and Elephants. I can honestly say I have not seen a single elephant in my Garden since hanging them. The CDs also seem to repel Dragons, Gorillas, Unicorns, Trolls and various assortment of undead. I have not seen a single one since I hung those CDs. Birds on the other hand, ignore them and devour my berries, fruits and veg. :(
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its like a bug zapper kindaaaaa....... take a person tie them up and cut them a little, on the legs... hoist them up a tree (about 10 ft off the ground) just out of reach, this way the zombies will be attracted to the living struggling body that is completely safe from harm(i had to put that in for all the earthmuffins that would say "that person would die") and you can live nice and comfortably in your house as they constantly persue the living pinyata. .] . other wise i heard peeing on them when they are 6 ft. away (only 6 ft or less)hahhahah will work.......hahahahhaah jk
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Zombie Paper! Free cookies to anyone who knows where that's from. Otherwise, I reckon some hair spray and a lighter would work well. Well...for like, one or two zombies...otherwise just mix bananna peppers with onions and mustard and eat that, you'll run pretty fast.
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