Have you ever been touched by Jesus, physically?
by 
Don Gorgeous George
ANSWERS: 11
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No. That was a gay guy sitting next to me in the movie theater. I shot him. +5
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No. Jesus is dead and I've never met a Zombie Jesus either.
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If he is everywhere as they say then I suppose I have... otherwise no.
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yes . even just last night. cos i beat him at a game of poker +3..Jesus Rodriguez, you mean, yeah??!! +3
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no , just 'spiritually'...
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no, and if he tried i would kick him in the nuts
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Yes, yes, yes, ooooooh, yes! He touched me here, he touched me there, he touched me everywhere... Quick! Call the cops, I've been molested!
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Just Jesus Castro. We call him "Jesse".
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i have not been touched yet but i know one day he is going to touch me to wipe away my tears.
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Like alla priests when I went to nun school = He gave me candy not to tell! ;-)
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Physically, no. In other ways, yes.
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