So, you hear your doorbell ring and you go to answer it but instead of a person there is a brown bag on fire on your porch, do you over react and stomp it out? or do you let it burn out and then call Hazmat for immediate removal?
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Put grandma in time out and never give her another taco for dinner.
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There's no way I am stomping on it. It is probably a bag of burning poop put there by the brats next door!
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I run to get a glass of water to dump on the flaming bag of S***.;)*+++++*
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My reflexes and sanity tells me to kick it right away
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Our porch is covered with outdoor carpet, with a wooden porch and ramp ramp butted against it. Knowing what it probably is, I would grab my tea and/or diet pop, and put it out. (The dog bowl, if necessary.) Then I'd call the cops for a report about the vandalism, probably attempted arson, and damage to my porch carpet and/or wooden porch/ramp. Not really a joke when burnable items are involved, is it? :-P
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Take it eaze... It's just dog shit.
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you should always keep your shotgun at the door, you rack a shell and shoot the punk or you have a laugh and say it was all in good fun.
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