What is your favorite Jay and Silent bob quote? Videos welcome.
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Austinius SillyVilles Resident Lothario
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I love Dogma.... Bethany: Then - I don't mean to sound ungrateful - but what are you doing hanging around? Jay: We're here to pick up chicks. Bethany: Excuse me? Jay: We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to fuck? Jay: If you know so much, tell me something about myself. Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone else on the planet. Jay: Shit, everyone knows that. Tell me something else. Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys. [Silent Bob starts to look freaked out.] Jay: [to Bob] Dude, not ALL the time!
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Snootchy bootchy!
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Jay: Ever had your asshole licked by a guy in a trench coat. J.S.B.S.B.
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Here is mine. Long live the internet ( and its porn)! Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Jay: What buzz? Holden: The Internet buzz. Jay: What the fuck is the Internet? Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
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God i love jay and silent bob
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