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Hey can i borrow your cell for a second, I want to call your wife and say thanks for last night. :D
Tell your wife I'm not gonna make it over tonight.
Go ahead and shoot me, I bet you don't even know how to work the gun.
Im am rubber you are glue. Whatever you do, it will bounce off me and stick to you. (stick toungue out)
I'm busy, come back later.
That'll land you a few years in the slammer!
Hey, why don't you go shoot that dude over there!! *points over there*
Go on then. I'll just stick my finger in the end.
Love me?
Does that fire?
Put that away!!!
Hey Einstein...... Are you gonna take the safety off?
If I may quote one of my favorite movie characters. "Go ahead, make my day".
+4 invis for you NUNYA
Mines bigger.
OMG? what side of the family did you inherit that nose? Look at those nostrils.......I could stick my head up one of those and I could scream and you'd hear an echo...........
Go ahead.....Bitch! xD
Come on a.....e, make my day!
Hey, how loud is that thing?
"LOL, the irony. i just fired my 'weapon' all over your wife's face this morning"
ha ha you dont have the balls to pull the trigger
haha...pull the trigger and i will kill you
*sniffs the air a few times* Ew. Did you put deoderant on this morning?
Dude, the revolver isn't loaded.
Kiss my *ss and Go to H*ll
FIRE!
"pull the trigger". its a very bad idea to say that.
what kind of gun is that? I like it where'd you get it? Or "youre not gonna use that on me are you?"
you shouldn't cower like a pussy.
Your fly is down...
Uh...you know the safety is still on right?
Hey, dumbass, it's not going to fire because you left the safety on!
umm...is that suppose to compensate for what's in your pants?
As If.
So I guess you don't want one of our pamphlets?
Have you looked at Amway lately? We have some great products . . .
Are you serious? You are hilarious...
*High-pitched voice* I'm going make you eat dat gun and den I'm going to eat yo childwen!
Wanna have a race and see who can outrun the bullet fastest?
i bet you cant hit me here (pointing to my head)
I surrender.
Because I won't.
I fyour going to point a gun... you better be ready to pull the trigger!
"too bad I took your bullets out while you werent looking... that thing wont even fire HA! FAIL!"
Awww... shoot. Better to say awwww... SHUCKS!
You shouldn't say "You're a pu**y" to them.
kill me ;)
i dare you.
I double dare you.
"I have to pee".
I dare you.
dude, pick on someone your own size *starts walking away* lol *short prayer in order when facing the other way*
your mother
If the new Somalian kid in your town wants to take an AK-47 to school, aren't you being culturally insensitive to ask that he not?
by Piano Player on January 2nd, 2012
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Is "the one with the gun, the one at most risk"?*
*from an ad in a magazine
by DA BEN DAN yanggui zi on December 21st, 2011
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Anti-gun people: Do you also oppose bows used for hunting(archery)? Do you oppose powder actuated tools?
by MrX on December 16th, 2011
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do you think I should own a gun?
by Erin on January 5th, 2012
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Are you a crack shot?
by righty1 on January 5th, 2012
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Comments
OH MY!! That was a good one Phantom Answers!!! LOL +6
by -NUNYA-- on June 8th, 2009
Lol.. ;)
by Phantom Answers on June 8th, 2009
hahahah that was a good one =D
by xxjoEyxx on June 14th, 2009
Thanks:) Kind of twisted considering that was the first thing that popped into my head.. Lol...
by Phantom Answers on June 14th, 2009
lmao
by danip99 on June 26th, 2009
I was going to leave a cute comment, but it wouldn't compare to yours lol.
by Hunter on August 3rd, 2009