When Mormons knock on your door are you A) Polite and invite them in for a coffee or chat to them for ages B) Exchange greetings with them but then politely say you are not interested and keep it short C) A short but sweet 'Not interested, bye!
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Chubbychaser84
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B lol but I much prefer my grandfather's option D Yell at them, throwing your hands in the air, calling them the work of the devil and send them running XD
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none of the above..they are very nice people. usually, I have them mow the lawn,and wash the car,then if we have time we can talk.
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Tell them I'm not interested and say good bye. If they insist, do the same thing I do with a Jehovah Witness tell them I'm Baptist (and I am) and they tell me bye.
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I am VERY short and somewhat sweet all the while naked as the day I came into this world...
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A Mormon has never come to my door. If they did, I would D) Tell them about my beliefs.
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In our neighborhood, it's usually Jehovah's Witness, because most of my neighbors are Mormons, and they don't need visiting. No one, religious or sales person, or even friend, can get near my door because I have a locked gate with a sign on it that says "I do not answer my door. If you want to speak to anyone here, call (phone number). Leave packages under the gate." I don't even have a door bell.
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I sometimes get JWs, but never got a Mormon. If she's a cute girl, I'll ask her if she wants to be my sex slave for a weekend...
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They're always very polite, so I try to be nice. When they tell me they want to tell me about their church, I tell them that I'm very familiar with their church since my husband is Mormon. I'm a guy. They usually excuse themselves and walk quickly away at that point. (He's actually my ex now, but the line works so well that I keep using it.)
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Mormons do not believe in drinking coffee so that option is out. I am a Mormon but have not been active for many years. I love my coffee and I am not giving it up. The only way I would give it up is if my doctor told me to. Sometimes Mormon Missionaries can be very persistent and will try to convince me to let them in just for a few minutes. I do not even open my door. I talk to them through the door and tell them I am not interested. If they keep talking, I just walk away and go back to whatever I was doing when they knocked on the door.
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Option D).Tell them in a menacing manner to leave the property at once and threaten trespassing charges if they or their cohorts disturb you again. There is no need to be hospitable, polite or sweet!
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