I can't reach far enough around to pat myself on the back. Will you do it for me?
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Payton Parker
ANSWERS: 11
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Attaboy, Payton! I *knew* you could eat 70 hot dogs in 2 minutes, easy! Uh... here, have a breath mint.
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Sure why not! Great Job Payton ... *pat pat*
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No.
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That's a good boy Payton... yes you are... "pat pat"....now roll over and I'll scratch your tummy....good boy...
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Yes i will because you are a real Pissah! "Hand patting back"!
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No good at the Reach Around huh? I suppose I'll do it but I dont have to like it. LOL
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can i pat your tush instead?lol
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A Republican who can't pat himself on the back? What is this world coming to? Ok you big lug here you go. Excuse me whilst I go wash my hand.
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*PAT PAT* There ya go! :P
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But I'm all the way over in Ireland! You should try harder, you'll get there.
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no but I will break your arm so you can do it yourself! lol
Mrs. C 
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